Silver Tongue

astamxn:

// Did a small redraw. The left one is from June 2015 and the right one is from today, Feb. 2016. 

I’m getting better. I like to think.

sapphicscaly:

autisticsamusaran:

sapphicscaly:

fallout4kin:

lizardexposer:

unstabledragon:

lizardexposer:

thirtythreethirtyfive:

lizardexposer:

runofthemillsocialist:

bibliotheksbewohnerin:

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

Honestly this post has been on my mind all day. Those weird destructosinks for people with too much money are apparently common in America. And Americans get defensive over them.

Well don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink.

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals?
Like down the drain??

with the spinny knives

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

“don’t come crying to me when your wean gets eaten by the fucking kitchen sink”

is that person saying they fuck kitchen sinks? is that what I just read? they put their dick in the sink’s drain and they fuck it?

dont sinkshame

adurot:

wehingsounds:

I really don’t want to associate with someone who doesn’t get really fucking pumped while listening to St. Elmo’s Fire.

When did Elmo get raised to Sainthood and why are be burning him?

He was raised to sainthood for his sacrifice to the dark lord Bixphaast

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Originally posted by gifsboom

robustquestioner:

Keep reading

I agree. Credit is not the issue, it’s permissions. Also, when tey say “don’t want it reposted, don’t post it” is just a way to victim blame.

chefpyro:

abarnath:

chefpyro:

what the heck is a hamilton

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This is a Hamilton

thats a picture of a 10 donger bill you cant fool me

NO, this is a ten hamilton donger. Look, it says right there on the bottom

superwholockian2108:
“ the-pink-mist:
“ rifleisfine:
“ sexecutive-outcums:
“ failedsuicideclub:
“ Hero.
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This isn’t even the whole story. They told him he couldn’t go because they had no way of getting him there. So he walked outside when they...

superwholockian2108:

the-pink-mist:

rifleisfine:

sexecutive-outcums:

failedsuicideclub:

Hero.

This isn’t even the whole story. They told him he couldn’t go because they had no way of getting him there. So he walked outside when they weren’t looking and took a fucking bus. The next time he was seen was on Sword Beach, ith all his medals pinned to his chest.

brb, crying

The fucking Wehrmacht couldn’t stop him from hitting that beach the first time, what the fuck did the care home staff think they could do?

^^^^

you go pal

akoolguy:

gudram:

sausagefattener:

guess where the boys are

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They are in bed let them rest

after a long day of being back in town, the boys have earned this gentle slumber…

steveholtvstheuniverse:

erlenwald:

131-di:

buttmst3k:

designing and animating a diverse cast of women is hard

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translation: we’re afraid to make women look different and “ugly” by giving them emotions that aren’t cutesy and cuddly because that would give people the idea that they’re human and not dolls to sell for Disney profit

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this post is back and 10x better

jkimisyellow:

b0nk3rz:

plasticroyal:

i’m fucking crying 😂

LMFAO

terrifying.