Silver Tongue
So you would eat carpet?
Anonymous

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i’ve been told that that is a metaphor

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commanderholly:

Why do you have to be so wonderful Bernie Sanders. This election is stressing me out. He has to win!!! 

Well teh millennials are the majority voters right now so as long as we all vote, he has a real chance

berniesanders:

New Hampshire, are you ready for a political revolution? Are you ready for a fair and livable minimum wage? Debt free college? Healthcare as a right? Then Vote for Bernie.

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  • 35:The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

Last person I texted is my friend from high school, @saccharinecyanide confirming the she and her bae are gonna join me and @deep-sea-prince to see deadpool next week

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
1: What are you wearing?
2: Ever been in love?
3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
4: How tall are you?
5: How much do you weigh?
6: Any tattoos do you want?
7: Any piercings that you want?
8: OTP?
9: Favorite Show?
10: Favorite bands?
11: Something you miss?
12: Favorite song?
13: How old are you?
14: Zodiac sign?
15: Hair Color?
16: Favorite Quote?
17: Favorite singer?
18: Favorite color?
19: Loud music or soft?
20: Where do you go when you're sad?
21: How long does it take you to shower?
22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
23: Ever been in a physical fight?
24: Turn on?
25: Turn off?
26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
27: Fears?
28: Last thing that made you cry?
29: Last time you cried?
30: Meaning behind your url
31: Last book you read?
32: Last song you listened to?
33: Last show you watched?
34: Last person you talked to?
35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
36: Favorite food?
37: Place you want to visit?
38: Last place you were?
39: Do you have a crush?
40: Last time you kissed someone?
41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
42: What color underwear are you wearing?
43: What color shirt are you wearing?
44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
45: Wearing any bracelets?
46: Last sport you played?
47: Last song you sang?
48: Last prank call you remember doing?
49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
50: Favorite movie?

a-shadyqueeen:

crownsforusall:

seeklight:

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

That boy short-circuited

Lol he had a malfunction

owlturdcomix:

We all need time to recover.

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notllorstel:

for what reason au

cause hella

jestre:

fangsartwokshop:

jestre:

voidslice:

I’ve waited 4 months to use this image.

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My theory:

It’s a video game.

Even if you don’t agree with his insane theories, you gotta admit he’s basically writing some interesting fanfiction.

Half of them are crossovers.

I think he just overthinks things sometimes and misses some of the more obscure things. Like when he claimed that mario is jump mans son and pauline was his mother but he missed that in one game, the mario we know takes pauline to an amusement park or something like that. I agree this one is BS but a few of his other ones seem pretty solid like portal companion cube prison theory or the dr light is the true villain theory

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