takashi0:

prokopetz:

rokkakudaiheights:

felweed:

this is how anime rots your brain and warps your perception of reality

It probably wouldn’t surprise you to learn that the comic in the OP is pornographic.

It may, however, surprise you to learn that there’s a live-action adaptation:

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!”

chefpyro:

sometimes while i’m out in public i think about the “tag your gore/pomegranates” and i have to force myself not to laugh

Same but with the chocolate fountain bird post

sandandglass:

The Daily Show, February 8, 2016

Are you saying that you can’t talk about race issues to Middle America? Are they so delicate and unaware and maybe so white that Beyoncé is too much for them?

You know what’s right in the middle of America? Ferguson, Missouri.

- Jessica Williams 

gluttonace:

Wow excuse you sims that puddle is fucking ugly.

Playing guns of icarus with @scraps-is-busy and @7thdementia

palettecafe:

AU in which Asriel is secretly a huge asshole

ryukodragon:

iridescentoracle:

extremelight9:

Okay, can we talk about all the things Mabel did that Ford himself couldn’t do?

She figured out the gnomes’ weakness.

She solved the mystery of the eighth and a half president.

She managed to get unicorn hair.

#she mainTAINED A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER BROTHER #OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Originally posted by plumkat

jaclcfrost:

good responses to getting stabbed with a sword

• rude
• that’s fair
• not again
• are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

No, ‘tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a
church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for
me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. I
am peppered, I warrant, for this world. A plague o’
both your houses! 'Zounds, a dog, a rat, a mouse, a
cat, to scratch a man to death! a braggart, a
rogue, a villain, that fights by the book of
arithmetic! Why the devil came you between us? I
was hurt under your arm.

phantomrose96:

pharaohsparklefists:

The Evolution of Fire in YGO Duel Monsters

Episode 14:

Two-tone crayon fire

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Episode 15:

Abruptly higher-quality fire

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Episode 36:

Fire is slightly transparent now

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Episode 45:

Virtual reality fire comes in two flavours; ground flavour and moth flavour

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Episode 51:

Ahh! A fire!

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Episode 65:

Unclear if fire or not?

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Episode 71:

Weird clashing-animation-style billowing fire.

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Bonus! Episode 69:

Magic homosexual fire

(to be continued)

Tag yourself I’m abruptly higher-quality fire

@deyogee