will-work-for-spoons:

the weirdest thing about 2016 is that there’s a chance we could actually have our first female president…and i’m praying to god that we elect an old white dude instead

sans-the–skeleton:

creaturetaleau:

8bitdragon1856:

nebsspace:

simonsoys:

Sometimes I wonder if a younger and less life-weary Sans was ever so excitable and passionate that he did the Papyrus-style googly eyes too.

Bonus googly eye of death: 

@8bitdragon1856. You remind me of Sans

And you remind me of Pap

Aw, cute :3 @sans-the–skeleton

!!!

tryingmomentarily:

Pearls look out for Pearls.

(stemmed from this)

freakinasheet:

When you use the “If you need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mom” taunt with a Lucas player in the room

spritzeal:

like can you imagine being a galactic overlord with the power to wipe out entire races and planets at your fingertips and then a tiny little low-level technician in your army calls you up on your personal phone and just. calls you an arsehole to your face.

Toriel joins frisks party and escorts them through most of the underground

Sans would be cautious and even more present.
Papyrus would find frisk and take the human to “shaven ashore” himself
Toriel would stop at New home and you would have to go on without her.
No clue what alphys and undyne would do in this au

benditlikekorra:

saintbennithy:

parcelmutt:

never-means-f0rever:

My math teacher is so cool okay

heres a picture of him taking away my brothers bending

THIS MAN IS OUR HERO

HOLY SHIT IT GOT BETTER

slurpoof:

sundarsunya:

Lizards Licking an Ice Cube - SlimJones123

@bloodsbane

@dracini

bloodsbane:

like. ahhg. being 20′s just gonna be another excuse to feel shitty about dumb life-goal/accomplishment things. just another reason. like. i cant get excited because im already tired of the resulting Bullshit i’m gonna have to deal with

I blame baby boomers for giving an unrealistic expectation for what your 20s will be like because when they were 20 the economy and housing market was good and people could afford a nice house and college on a fairly decent wage but then they fucked everything up and refuse to admit it and act like it’s us millennials at fault despite everything already being fucked up by the time we come of age

poni-pon:

mint-and-love:

miniimae:

mun-in-the-attic:

queenoftheblackpuddle:

vulturevomit-owo:

seventh-tense:

bugscrap:

fashboo:

chum-personable:

ohsebs:

heronfem:

awwnutbunnies:

jojorambles:

uchidachi:

notcallum:

imagine if ur parents had to name u by the combination of their two names together

Oh yeah then they might have had to name me something silly sounding like “Alasan”– WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

My name would be Randy. And honestly, I think my parents missed a perfect opportunity here. 

I could have been Lesbert or Robley

I think I’m good.

Even if my mom did ironically name me something that means pure/innocent. Probably why she never called me by my given name a day in my life.

fUCKING TARZANNE

THEORINE FUCK ING

Tawn or Dom

uh

Coulda been Ronnie but we all know the alternative is best

BOSS

Kymmy or Tale (hmmmm)

Bianna

Dill

Micheal + Frances
so Micces or Franeal; nickname: Fike or Mran

Michon or Johnelle

Laurk or… Fraurie??
My parents’ names do not go well together, apparently.

Delin, Colnese…

I would have been either Letty or Bucindo

Bortland or Pryan- 

Brenson or Jayda

I like the name Jayda