Silver Tongue
Come on in! Take a jeat!

sansserifaster:

66point6:

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thanks! i even brought my jootstool!

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black-nata:

cruelbirth:

how can you look at a movie with daisy ridley, john boyega, and oscar isaac and say “yes, adam driver is attractive”

girl this ain’t sophie’s choice. you can like a simple boiled potato AND the wine-and-herb marinaded roast potatoes at the same time. all the potatoes are great.

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projectormom:

faithiiii:

Pearl’s logic

i kinda get the sense that one of pearl’s favorite things about our species is that there are cheat codes for making us leave her alone

marauders4evr:

Remember when Patrick’s occasional stupidity was used to create really clever and funny, albeit random, scenes? Remember when he wasn’t flanderized into being an idiot without any personality? Remember when Spongebob used to be funny? Remember when the episodes used to be good? Remember. Remember the good Spongebobs. Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. Remember who you are. Remember.

Remember remember the fifth of November

resiniquity:

isitthattimealready:

today at work a customer’s card didn’t go through so I asked them to try again and it worked that time and I mixed up saying “there we go” and “there it goes” and I ended up saying “there we goes" and I just

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why is this so funny i almost pissed myself laughing for the better part of 5 minutes

tthumbelina:

when someone thinks you’re cool

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Pretty much me and @kilalabunnies

Also, if I remember correctly, the worm helped her out by showing her the way.

A dumb idea that never made it past sketch because I could never get it right.

A dumb idea that never made it past sketch because I could never get it right.