3-dprintedbong:

dustinteractive:

Drone wars in Tokyo

this is the dystopian cyberpunk neo tokyo we deserve.

ironicallyflirtatious:

ghostlyreader:

storkravenmad:

I hope the aliens fucking nuke us for these denim memes. And yes, it’s fucking denim, not ‘jeans.’ Jeans go on the legs and are made of denim.. Denim is the material. I swear to god I’m the most uncultured unfashionable prick in the universe and I know this shit. Gods fucking damnit tumblr get your shit together.

You need to calm your jemotions and get with the jimes

If aliens even tried to destroy us, we would just juke them.

sagesenora:

I'ma miss the hell out of him.

touchofgrey37:

This is the no homo-iest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Or it could be gay surfers

pettyartist:

Memory.

chefpyro:

And here we are. Took me about eight hours to put this together (add another two for the time it took me to resolve the audio issues).

I’m… decently happy with how it came out.

goobyruby:

tummybub:

list of cool things to call me besides cute

• celestial
• exquisite
• ethereal
• sublime
• otherworldly
• alluring
• magnificent
• charming
• fascinating
• splendid
• dazzling
• entrancing
• radiant

blitzfrau:

alrnalexia:

alrnalexia:

alrnalexia:

please look up the canberra centennial sky whale. its a $35,000 hot air balloon commissioned for the city’s hundredth birthday and it looks like a whale with eight massive dangling titties 

it flew over the whole city

massive flying eight tiddy birthday whale 

THE FUCKING “YIKES” FACE ON THE BALLOON BEHIND IT THOUGH

pardonmewhileipanic:

weloveshortvideos:

#PronouncingThingsIncorrectly

THE LAST ONE OMG

DEREK WATCH THIS