Silver Tongue
frenchymcblack:
“ laughingsquid:
“ An Upside Down Wine Glass That Lets You Drink From The Stem and Confuse Your Friends
”
This fucking upsets me
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The Signs As Jedi Knights & Sith Lords
Aries Jedi: Increased physical ability, gets into trouble quickly, likes solving problems using action rather than word
Aries Sith: Extremely powerful, prefers lightsaber combat over using the force, rash and prone to anger
Taurus Jedi: Significantly force-sensitive and wouldn't know it, likes using the force for silly things, prefers to get others to do their work
Taurus Sith: Very bossy, likes force-choking people for fun
Gemini Jedi: Prefers to avoid conflict by thinking on their feet, adept diplomat and keen user of mind tricks
Gemini Sith: Sweet-talker who gets what they want through trickery, extremely lucky, can dual wield but rarely does
Cancer Jedi: Wants to protect people, good at finding problems due to being an empath, prefers force over saber
Cancer Sith: Succumbs to emotions quickly, vengeful, keeps a backup lightsaber, can be manipulative and cruel if necessary
Leo Jedi: Respects honor and rarely uses the force, tries to get the job done quickly, but not necessarily well
Leo Sith: Full of pride and likes taunting opponents, likes throwing their lightsaber
Virgo Jedi: Systematic doing work, can often see ahead and plan accordingly, prefers the force over lightsaber combat
Virgo Sith: Emotional but not noticeable, uses force lightning often
Libra Jedi: Strives for balance in all things, prefers diplomacy over combat entirely, equally adept in lightsaber and force techniques
Libra Sith: Understands the balances between the light and dark side, uses a double-sided lightsaber, uses superior tactics to gain an edge, master-strategist
Scorpio Jedi: Mainly does undercover work, master of mind tricks and mind reading, has a lightsaber shoto (dagger)
Scorpio Sith: Loves and strives for power, prefers to imprison and exhort rather than to kill indiscriminately
Sagittarius Jedi: Became a Jedi to explore, very good pilot, very flashy lightsaber style, relies on luck
Sagittarius Sith: Very exploitative, prefers to have subordinates do work for them, prone to restlessness
Capricorn Jedi: Lone wolf, doesn't like fighting but will bring the pain if provoked, good with telekinesis
Capricorn Sith: Cold and unforgiving, merciless, and kills with impunity, uses two lightsabers
Aquarius Jedi: Strives for peace, does not have a preference between diplomacy and combat, will do whatever it takes to complete a job
Aquarius Sith: Screws around a lot and gets in a trouble often, likes the adrenaline rush, has force lightning
Pisces Jedi: Loves to help people and desires to be diplomatic but solves problems with mind tricks and combat more often, very force-sensitive
Pisces Sith: Very secretive and unpredictable, wise, wields lightsaber in reverse

qozxe:

carpetfucker:

ty kira again

yw

orangeschmorange:

teachmetothink:

People now are like, “Your right to free speech doesn’t mean you can express an offensive opinion”
Like what the fuck does right to free speech mean, then?

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salomegemme:

why are birds so pure

FUCK YOU, THESE PARTICULAR BIRDS ARE DEMONS THAT WILL TEAR UP YOUR THUMB THRICE WHILE YOU TRY CHANGE THEIR FOOD AND WATER! TRUST ME, i HAVE ONE

rtah-trash:
“ if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad
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WHy are they in all caps?

rtah-trash:

if you thought YOUR hiatus was bad

WHy are they in all caps?

deerstroyer:

deerstroyer:

when ur friend thinks their art is bad but its actually really good

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when they keep disagreeing

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@kilalabunnies

atane:
“ Never have I related to an animal so much in my life.
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@probablyfakeblonde

atane:

Never have I related to an animal so much in my life.

@probablyfakeblonde