Silver Tongue

spiffyblargh:
“ This is how you kill depth in a character.
”

This is how you kill depth in a character.

new idea: the hyper bowl

it’s like the super bowl but
you have two football fields placed in a cross formation
four teams play at once
whatever happens in the middle happens

Man, this would probably last 250 years! all the way to Hyper Bowl E!

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

bureaubaggins:
dignified-and-old:
baruchobramowitz:
Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”
“You always do this to me, Mom.”
A masterpiece

goopy-amethyst:

when the whole squad is a furry and its all your fault:
Originally posted by tannerin

pkbunny:

did this for /utg/

dreamingofcossackia:

anunreliablesource:
exxos-von-steamboldt:
anunreliablesource:
svlyan:
congrats
He should call a doctor
Seek immediate help from your entopaleontologist if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 million years.
Hahaha
THIS BOY GOTTA

I JUST HAD A REALIZATION ABOUT GORGON THE INVINCIBLE

There has been some speculation that Gorgon was secretly pumba, but I don’t believe that’s the case. Now here me out. Does anyone find it odd that there was instructions on how to end the darkness and it was just written down somewhere? What if a past dark one attempted it at one point and placed all the darkness into a boar. Restrained and helpless, a boar would be easy to kill… That is, if the dagger was whole.

Without the full blade, the darkness was not destroyed and the boar broke free to wreak havoc on the world. I mean, it makes a lot more sense than a boar somehow getting the dagger and stabbing a dark one.