shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

this is the literal version

kaprikorner:

*forlorn sighing*

It seems like only yesterday when Pacifica had bribed McGucket in order for her to win the dance contest…
It seems like only yesterday when McGucket ate his way out of a dinosaur…

Anyone else remember when the worst thing they had to fear were gnomes pretending to be a zombie?

forbrightskies:

• If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  
• If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
• If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
• If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
• If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
• If you’re not even together that’s fine too
• IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU 

The only thing that’s not okay is if one partner did not give consent and they still do it.

thatsthat24:

hell-aint-complicated:

How can thatsthat24 do more with his life in 6 seconds than I can do in 6 months??

Hermione loaned me her time-turner.

Considering the first spell you casted was the death curse, I somehow doubt that

lackyannie:

in any language, we know this pain

lizzymodblog:

My greatest accomplishment is having never lost at “Who’s That Pokémon”

Not even when it was voltorb/electrode?

kittykittykittykittykitty:

This is Gandalf. She was so cute, I took a photo. Then I noticed she was actually watching my burning charger…

Her face is the kind that’s like “Oh, it’s burning. What a shame.”

wearethemakersofmanners:

sixpenceee:

Law professor Roger Fisher suggested that nuclear launch codes be implanted in a volunteer’s heart. The president would be required to personally take the life of an innocent person before taking the lives of hundreds of millions. (Source)

devilhelix:

dirtydannybrownconfessions:

gonjafreecs:

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

“Please buy my books”