bottled-fire:

felweed:

companies dont care what your intent was when you bought their things, like they dont care if you were being ironic or bought it to burn it. you gave them money, that’s all they care about, and now they have more money to do things.

@ people going to ironically see 50 shades of grey

If you want to see it, pirate it, but for the sake of every girl who will be forced into abuse thinking it’s the way it’s supposed to be, do not pay to watch it.
Do not give them the chance to make a sequel.

livefitdiefit:

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

“We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity”

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

The last comment tho

asscroissant:
“ bewbin:
“ what the fuck venasaur doing?
”
his best
”
His very best

asscroissant:

bewbin:

what the fuck venasaur doing?

his best

His very best

jwblogofrandomness:

dragon-buns:

alto-crescent:

dragon-buns:

thunderdazearts:

So i watched uncle grandpa…

what…the..fuck

its like someone was taking drugs

it scares me that this EXISTS

its all the reasons why i stopped watching cartoon network

i watched it once and literally felt my brain cells dying

and its getting a fucking crossover with steven universe, which is actually one of my favorite tv shows/cartoons/fandoms and is absolutely spectacular in every way shape and form

Hopefully they’ll just do what they did in the Family Guy/Simpsons crossover and put Uncle Grandpa in its place.

uncle grandpa appears and does something ridiculous

steven: ur not my grandpa

garnet: -punches uncle grandpa in the face-

the end

This needs to happen.

Based on what a friend who has seen the show describes him as, he is a childish creep who breaks into kids homes, tells them he’s their uncle/grandpa and goes to the most extreem with their problems and puts their lives in danger when there was a much simpler solution.
I really don’t see the gems getting along with him, or seven.

leftboob-enthusiast:

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

image

WRONG

image

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

It looks like she has two sets of breasts. Is she a desert witch?

Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.
Anne Frank’s Diary (via diluvie)
cubern:
“My favorite muppet movie
”

cubern:

My favorite muppet movie

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rosexknight:
“a-random-mod:
“rosexknight:
“Prism no.
”
Azure: I can assure you, my sister is not cute.
”
Azure is so cute when he’s dense XD
”
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I mean, Lapis is the important one. Why would anyone ever talk...

rosexknight:

a-random-mod:

rosexknight:

Prism no.

Azure: I can assure you, my sister is not cute.

Azure is so cute when he’s dense XD

I have no idea what you’re talking about. I mean, Lapis is the important one. Why would anyone ever talk about him?

rosexknight:
“Prism no.
”
Azure: I can assure you, my sister is not cute.

rosexknight:

Prism no.

Azure: I can assure you, my sister is not cute.

Hi, I will be auditioning for the part of Icarus and I will be singing “free falling” by tom petty.