chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

imzoruaok:

Pokemon game in which your mom is the Pokemon champion

She doesn’t even have a unique character model or a face sprite, and is still in her homely outfit

when the trainer finally meets the Pokemon champion, she’s like “Surprised to see me, honey?”

and she’s got loads of legendaries on her team on the first time you fight her

“mom why do you have Regigigas”
“…I stumbled upon it during a morning stroll?”

What if she has a skitty. A skitty you’ve known all and you named and she uses that against you?

theselittleinfinities:

theultradork:

dickmasterson:

poppypicklesticks:

abendlichter:

burntpicasso:

dripping-adorableness:

myuncreativeurl:

Wow

Happy Presidents’ Day

Shit they leave out of the textbook #4838821

Can I get a citation on this?

I would like a citation on this because this seems like the kind of shit tumblr makes up to go “omg white people are trash all their faves are trash smh”

His false teeth were made of ivory, you fucking idiots.

I’d also like to point out Washington inherited his slaves, gained others by marriage, came to OPPOSE slavery but legally could not free his slaves under penalty of law in Virginia and so treated them well, and ordered them freed and paid them a sum and had them taught skills to start a new life with in his will.

Learn your dang history.

HURR DURR ALL WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL.

dracini:

“Sure do!”

—
He stripped off to show you that Silver, wings and all. I hope you’re happy :U
ENIS PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON OR AT LEAST YOUR WINGS BACK

frecklebutts are the best

bunnywith:

seiya234:

artbywannabeanarchist:

･*｡ﾟo｡INFORMATIVE ANCIENT EGYPT COMICS MASTERPOST･*｡ﾟo｡

PSSSSSSST the-tao-of-fandom

omfg i want more

rosexknight:

youseetherealme:

OUAT inappropriate audition songs. (Part I)

Idk why these make me so happy…

recoveringjustfortoday:

One can dream…

What about secret bunk rooms for your dog?

ugly:

how to describe a spoon

markiplier?

jestre:

kateupton:

War is coming! Will  you be my hero?

So much for being a “goddess of war.”

So many things wrong with this.
1. The minotaur was killed by a son of posidon. Athena would never have helped him defeat the minotaur because of her feud with the sea god
2. what the fuck is she wearing? Why is she not wearing armour like a war goddess should be wearing?
3. She wouldn’t ask someone to be a hero, none of the gods do. They don’t give someone the option, they are just like, “do this thing or I will kill you”