So grapes place in life is as a bartender. She’s actually rather good at it. also she is actually fluint in smashed as well as hammered and shitfaced

addisonpm:

feel free to add more but i’m proving a point for the less recognized people

divinedorothy:

forcesense:

klutzmer:

major-jamie-hill:

Slutshaming women is not ok
Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok
Tumblr logic

he cheated. on his wife.

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fave things about this post:

• the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
• calling any founding father a slut
• the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
  
• that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
• Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
• 210 slutty, slutty years
• the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
  
• the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
• i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
• His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
• i barely know who alexander hamilton is
  

Basically there is no winner in this.

young-birdie:

Don’t you ever talk to me and my daughters ever again.

@adurot

wtfantisjws:

lookforwardletgo:

On tone policing.

Remains relevant

actualkyoukosakura:

dantecain:

jewishzevran:

allmuckledup:

rowdy-redhead:

afusionoffandoms:

Harry Potter house merchandise.

• Gryffindor: Everything you could ever want, comes in blazing gold and red.
• Slytherin: If it comes in gold and red, you can probably find it in green too.
• Ravenclaw: OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY HAVE PANTS WITH OUR HOUSE ON THE SIDE.
  
• Hufflepuff: Was.. was that.. yellow, that I saw? That wasn’t mixed with red? Nah, nah, it couldn’t be. Just my imagination.
  

This is so accurate it hurts. 

It’s rough to be a hufflepuff.

and all the ravenclaw stuff is blue and sivler isntead of blue and bronze

#hufflepuffproblems

roughllepuff

need more hufflepuff representation.

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

bloodsbane:

bba

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET!

ONLY SEVENTEEN!

silver-tongues-blog:

bloodsbane:

bba

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN

YOUNG AND SWEET!