iwillmakeyouskinny:

pismaaa:

sadynax:

‘How to offend women in 5 syllables or less’

FOREVER REBLOG.

#Legitprincess

jumpintothefrog:

So I saw an ad on the back of a magazine this morning:

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I saw the * next to the gay and immediately thought it was going to be some sort of terms and conditions where they ask you to prove how gay you are or something equally stupid. So I had a look and this is what it said:

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And I was pleasantly surprised.

Advertising, you’re doing it right.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

carlostheperfecthairedscientist:

princeofthelight:

kylesimmonsbeard:

millie0013:

the-fandoms-are-2spooky:

ultrareadfreak:

wow even zombies feel like we do

this movie was perf tho

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This film is basically the socially acceptable version of Twilight.
SPOILER: His name was Romeo.

YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME IT WAS CROSSED OUT BUT I READ IT ANYWAY I HAVEN’T READ THE SEQUELS YET

HER NAME JULIE(T)

THE BALCONY SCENE?! HE WANTED TO SEE HER AGAIN?! FROM “TWO DIFFERENT WORLDS”?! R KILLED SOMEONE WHO WAS CLOSE TO JULIE?!

SOMEONE JUST MADE A FUCKING ZOMBIE AU!ROMEO AND JULIET- BUT THEY ACTUALLY LIVED AND HAD A HAPPY ENDING

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS??!!

the book was based off romeo and juliet. that’s why his friend is M. Mercutio.

Someone made a version of Romeo and Juliet but with added necrophillia and zombies

Someone sat down and thought ‘I’m gonna do this thing’

And then they did the thing

And it was hillarious :D

It was actually a really great movie.

thelifeofelizabeth:

gloomyresident:

maniacaltoaster:

gloomyresident:

maniacaltoaster:

isolde13:

pacificnorthwesternraindrop:

germnotta:

Gaga’s reaction to the people booing at One Direction

You know, my brother swim couch once went to one of her concerts and got trampled by a bunch of people and Lady Gaga saw it happen. She stopped the concert to pull her out of the crowd and bring her back stage for ice and bottled water. Lady Gaga is a saint.

This is so incredibly cool of her, I can’t even. 

Huh, people expressing their displeasure for a shitty band they don’t like? That’s really fucked up.

You know what? No. 

I don’t normally reply to the negative shit that gets added to the stuff I reblog out of courtesy or not wanting to get on a follower’s bad side or whatever, but right now I don’t give a fuck. 

Nobody deserves to be booed. I don’t fucking care if you don’t like the band. I don’t even like the fucking band. I could give two shits about what One Direction is doing, but they’re human fucking beings. They’re human beings that have to perform for thousands of people almost everyday. And here, they have to get up in front of thousands of people, recording artists, and the millions of people who watch this broadcast, only to be fucking booed? Fuck that shit. Nobody deserves that shit. How would you like it if you got up on stage to present something or accept an award or make a speech and people started booing you? That’d suck, right? It’d be humiliating, heartbreaking, it’d piss you off. So what right does ANYONE have to do that to them. You wanna express your displeasure? Yeah, you do it on your blog, but these people shouldn’t be fucking doing it to them when they’re up there in front of millions of people at an event where they’re supposed to be fucking professionals. Fuck that fucking bullshit. It is fucked up and you’re fucked up for thinking that this kind of thing is okay. 

Actually… yeah. That was fucked up of me to say. Sorry.

Genuinely happy to see a confrontation end well for a change. 

WHAT WERE THEY GETTING BOOED FOR??? WHERE WAS THIS AT????

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

lyricwritesprose:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

if i had a time machine i’d go back & check out all those historical ufo sightings

Depending on the rules governing time travel/predestination/etc, this strikes me as an excellent way to be mistaken for a UFO.

There’s a story in there, somewhere.

i. i didn’t even think of that. shit.

Actually there is a series like that. It’s called mindwarp and it’s a childrens boook series. Each book, a child reaches a certain age and gains a power before being kidnapped by evil aliens and escape. Later they all eventually find each other and it turns out they are all mising one of their parents. Then they discover the aliens are actually supersoldiers from the future sent to stop the mess the alpha group, another set of super soldier experiments, caused. The Alpha members all being a parent of the children.
So yeah, time travelers being mistaken for aliens has been done already. It’s actually a really good series and very underrated.

viktormayrin:

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

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Adults: don't talk to your parents like that! they deserve unconditional respect, love, and obedience even though i've never met them and have no idea what kind of people they are
Adult schoolteacher: Do you want me to call your PARENTS and tell them how you were behaving? *assumes parents aren't abusive*
Adults: family is awesome!
Adults: blood is thicker than water!
Adults: your parents love you!
Adult media producers: *create thousands of stories where families love each other ~~no matter what~~*
Adults: It's really easy to get out of abusive families! just tell an adult :)
Adults: *don't teach kids how to recognize abuse*
Adults: *normalize physical abuse as 'discipline'*
Adults: It's hard to take anything kids say seriously haha
Adults: *takes abusive parents' word over their kids'*

cupcakelogic:

forceghost padme tho

lizzymodblog:

jontronshat:

Your face when my dick flops out

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Just woke up, so how about some retro gaming

askthetimemaster:

I’m using a PS2 emulator and playing some games.

Watch here. 
http://www.livestream.com/themasterisbored

wait, ps2 is considered retro now?