demon-space-boi:

(Bleh, curse you for making this harder than it should be >:U Just for that I’m choosing Factory)

• leaves their dirty clothes on the floor: Silver
  
• forgets to run the dish washer: Factory
  
• pumps gas for the car: Silver
• drives when they’re going somewhere: Silver
  
• rearranges the furniture: Factory
  
• falls asleep with the TV on: Silver
  
• gets to use the bathroom first: Factory
  
• decides the temperature for the ac/heater: Factory
  
• sets up holiday decorations: Silver
  
• leaves the lights on: Silver
  
• uses the bathroom with the door open: Silver
  
• fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber): Factory
  

sounds about right

things that were established about azure quartz today

he is addicted to coffee
he has only two friends
he likes marshmallows in his coffee
he stays up for days working on cases

rpprompts:

Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:

• leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
• forgets to run the dish washer
• pumps gas for the car
• drives when they’re going somewhere
• rearranges the furniture
• falls asleep with the TV on
• gets to use the bathroom first
• decides the temperature for the ac/heater
• sets up holiday decorations
• leaves the lights on
• uses the bathroom with the door open
• fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)

I often have to stay up for days at a time working my cases. As a result, the days kind of blur together 

adrelix:

people expect to much from me

I wish I could become a sexy goat girl when I take off my shirt

They are the only friends I have, but they are the only friends I need

swevenry:

bulkingstud:

holistic-discovery:

A simple diagram to help understand neurotransmitters and their functions in our bodies. 

Guess I’m out of serotonin.

lol this made more sense in three seconds than my ap psych teacher did in two weeks

ask this butt things.

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?

I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

this is literally my favorite