lizzymodblog:

Who the FUCK said you could follow my blog?!

fak u. i follow whoever i want

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

glitter-gut:

stabmeintheneck:

this dudebro in my english class said that ophelia deserved to die because “she led hamlet on” and my teacher threw her book against the wall

your teacher’s aim sucks

No. I don’t really roleplay and even when I do, it’s with close friends.

lizzymodblog:

furrgroup:

furrgroup:

Life makes you face some tough choices
Like, should I eat this cookie or masturbate.

Update: Went with the cookie

Why didn’t you do both at the same time?

you don’t want crumbs in there

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whatamidoingeven:

sometimes I forget that someone I know in real life follows me on here

hi

how are you

hope you’re enjoying me talking about fictional characters fucking 

See, it’s right here. Not that hard to find.

Why is this a picture of a text post? why not just reblog the text post?

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

lithromikasa:

i’ve gotten to the point where i follow ppl who all follow the same ppl i follow and we all follow each other so i see the same post on my dash seven times in a row