always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag
thats illegal, you dumb fuck
“always have a gun in case you see a brown person”
why is my sentence any worse?Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.
When your dad thinks your bath bomb is a toilet cleaner
This is the only “bathbomb” meme I will except it is the only one it is the ultimate dad thing to do im dead
Isn’t that the stuff from the cat in the hat movie?
Azure: *gives alice the address to the hotel and waht time to meet*
Alice takes it, skipping off happily. “He’s clueless but kinda cute.”
azure: "Let me know if I wake you up at night. I have trouble sleeping at times so I might be a bit loud.
“Oh no, that’s fine. I’m used to long nights at the office so I’m sure that won’t bother me too much. Besides I think the night is prettier than the day anyway. Except maybe the day sky. It’s all blue and pretty.”
Azure: "nah, the hotel has temperature control for individual rooms. If it gets too cold, we can turn on the heater"
“Right. Heater. Yeah. Sounds like a plan I suppose…”
Azure: "I guess you're right. I could lie on the couch. It is close to the TV so I can have the volume low when you sleep."
“That doesn’t sound too bad.” Alice said, her smile returning for a moment. “I suppose it won’t get too cold with the two of us in the room…”
Azure: "I don't know. My hotel room was for one. Someone would ave to sleep on the couch probably and that would be uncomfortable"
“Oh. Well. We don’t necessarily have to worry about the couch. After all NIETHER of us take up much room. Besides wouldn’t it be fun just to enjoy each other’s company for a while?”
