jackthevulture:

jackthevulture:

jackthevulture:

Honesty hour.

Furries and non-furries, please specify. 

Would you date this tiger?

I’m really enjoying the notes and tags on this post.

just-shower-thoughts:

As a person born in 1998, if I live to be at least 102, I will have lived through 3 centuries and 2 millennia, making me the coolest guy at old people parties.

just-shower-thoughts:

We’ve sent spaceships to the Moon and probes to Mars, but still judge cars based on how many horses they equal.

just-shower-thoughts:

If your house burns down, there is probably a point where some food is perfectly cooked before it’s over.

jungle-ion:

“When you speak with him, you must be very careful to show no emotion at all. Not the slightest expression, or he will sue you.”

rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

undead-potatoes:

Someone, jokingly: Haha I kinda ship our OCs

Me:

@rosexknight this is how Alice and azure happened

HA! It really is. I don’t remember who started it though. I just remember Alice was like “Mmm Pegasi” and you shoved Azure at her XD

Found it

You were talking about who likes what and I posted a joke about azure being suave because you said alice likes pegasi.

confusedbearsounds-blog:

My cousin dropped them on the floor (/;;w;;)/ all of them
So I just cut a icecream sandwich into a heart instead

coldmackerel:

if u donuts wanna start shipping new star wars characters then be my fucking guest but mama din’t raise no fool. im waitin til i know who related to who so i don’t have to spend the next ten years in the shower praying for forgiveness. fool me once, george lucas.

I’ve already seen some people shipping two people who are most likely cousins. When I first saw the movie, I thought they were brother sister because of my knowledge of the extended universe but they ended up not being who I thought tehy were. Luckily, I can tell that they are most likely cousins

galacticenkidulgaa:

torgoooo:

earthtogrounders:

everyone-hearts-it:

earthtogrounders:

I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend 

But boys don’t get periods??? lol