nerobloodtotem:

a-random-mod:

I have every mask except the lovers mask. I was saving the best for last.

yeesh i need to play more, I’m just past gyorg boss fight and only have half the masks!

You can actually get all the masks except for the giants mask, gibdo mask, captains hat, lovers mask and fierce diety mask before even before you enter the second temple.

I have every mask except the lovers mask. I was saving the best for last.

thatsthat24:

thelittleliestold:

kingjaffejoffer:

beben-eleben:

Best Pregnancy Announcements Ever

i dont get the one with two bags of ice

Ice ice baby

That Luigi baby is coming in the year 2814, so Mario’s gonna have to wait awhile.

The last one looks a bit like snow

23devil:

commanderabutt:

I like how this website says it cares about people with depression

then it goes around promoting posts that say “men are useless”

which i bet is really nice to hear if you’re a man with depression

and then it goes around and says it wants to smash gender roles

then it tells these men to suck it up.

I like how this website is a singular hypocritical entity, and not a blogging platform for millions of different people

Wait..

Not all bloggers

nerobloodtotem

said:by the way, that realization really fucked with my mind, i don’t what about heaven but for hell 1: described as a place of eternal fire, and 2: it was prepared for lucifer! which it’s a prison, it’s God’s prison….which means there no certainty people go to hell in the first place…

You do realize I was making a joke based on the John Lennon song, Imagine, right

mistermetropolis:

“how did the human race survive for 200,000 years without vaccines?” by reproducing early and dying young have fun churning your butter

croptop2014:

j5h:

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

Imagine there’s no heaven
It’s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today…

catsandwich:

a few years ago my grandma called my mom and was like “hey your brother is at my house come say hi” and my mom was like “wtf I don’t have a brother” and my grandma was like “oh yeah, I didn’t tell you. I gave him up for adoption when you were 2 and he hired people to track us down so he’s at the house, come say hi” and that was the day my 47 year old mom met her 45 year old brother for the first time