goingtopshelf:

punchbuggydragon:

breelandwalker:

irontargaryen:

*cracks neck* my time has come

Okay, first? Pay off all your debts. Take out a small loan and pay it off right away.

Buy several hundred vacant houses. Schedule repairs for said houses with reputable contractors and make sizable down payments in advance. Get everything in writing and hang onto those deeds.

Buy a large open parcel of land that is being auctioned for development. And when I say large, I mean LARGE.

Sink millions into paying off people’s Kickstarters / college loans / medical bills / mortgages, and give generously charity organizations. That alone will carry off a lot of money.

Once you’ve got things down to a reasonable level, say $1m, buy yourself a house, furnishings, appliances, and a dependable car. Pay everything off so that you own it free and clear. Purchase about $200k worth of something easy to liquidate (i.e. gold, gems, bonds, stocks). Put the rest onto prepaid credit cards and wait for Monday to roll around.

NOW THE FUN BEGINS.

You now have commendable credit and a shining public reputation.

Fix up and flip those houses, sell them for fair market value or below to families who need them, or create non-profit homeless shelters. (After all, it’s not like you need to “make” money, this is all running on the proceeds from the property sales.)

Sell the parcel of land to developers, or donate it to public works as a park or open space. Have them name it after you.

Retire to your fully furnished home. Liquidate your extra assets, or leave them to appreciate in value for a later date. Make Christmas epic with those gift cards. Keep the extra money in the bank and keep your day job.

And don’t worry about taxes when return time rolls around, because you’ll be able to write off several millions’ worth of charitable donations.

Basically this

This is someone who paid attention in finance class. 

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

this post is such a huge bummer its incredible

superwholockphan:

yugi-muto:

six-foot-two-phanchild:

aganetah45:

I waited to reblog til i saw asexual. Thank youuu

I don’t even care if you’re sexually attracted to trees. 

Majoras mask 3d

crashed

when I was almost done with the water temple

I was making looking for the last two stray fairies

and I hadn’t saved since before I started in it.

so I have to do the whole temple all over again.

nekobakaz:

thepsychoticfuckingbiotic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

ivyaura:

overlypolitebisexual:

fifty shades of grey has led to us having to read this fucking bullshit in magazines- what it should say is if your boyfriend tracks your every move he’s not romantic and caring, he’s a controlling piece of shit

that article literally sounds like an abuse website example that’s so terrifying that people are seeing it as normal or romantic or anything like that

But “it’s just a book!!” - said everyone seeing the movie who refuses to admit the effect media has on people

“It’s made me paranoid” Is that supposed to be a good thing

as someone who experienced paranoia as a part of substance-induced psychosis… no, this is not a good thing.

unknownbearing:

The worst thing about the “friendzone” isn’t that some poor guy didn’t get to have sex with the girl he likes even though he’s such a nice guy, it’s that some poor girl finds out one of her friends was only trying to be close to her with the hopes of getting in her pants. Any idea what that does to someone’s self-worth? Or are you too busy lamenting your unrewarded sense of entitlement? Fight me on this. I’m angry tonight and I will bite your throat out.

lucillesballs:

if someone ever wants you to explain silent hill to them just show them these screencaps

fluffy-little-fallen-angel:

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

I think I’ve found my favorite post

For those who do not get the pun, when Odysseus fought the cyclops, Polyphemus, he took on the alias “nobody”

jestre:

did-you-kno:

As of February 2015, there are 103 confirmed cases of measles in the U.S. that are linked to the Disneyland outbreak. Until recently, it was unusual for the U.S. to see more than 100 cases a year. Source

THIS IS FUCKING WHY YOU VACCINATE.

Vaccinate your fucking kids.
It’s fine if you don’t believe in vaccination but when you don’t get your kids vaccinated, you are putting their lives in danger.

a-random-mod:

sweatersnervously:

before you get carried away w headcanons about how she’s the always well-behaved and utterly mild mannered member of the trio, please remember that hermione granger set a professor on fire in her first year

Second year. She set snape on fire on the SECOND year.

Nvermind, Iw as wrong, it’s first year. I was confusing it with when dobby was hexing the bludger.