Silver Tongue

vaultek:

techtiggie:

Well, they weren’t lying.

@nomadicvice

brighteronthesunnyside:

spoopy-eneko:

Chowder and Gazpacho breaking the fourth wall… again.

@lowly-wanderer

Shouldn't your followers know that knots are the worst thing by now

troutdraws:

carbisari:

troutdrawsarchive:

they’re ok

are knots hot let me know

knots are IN: Buy Buy Buy Buy Buy Buy Buy Buy

Human peens are OUT: Sell Sell Sell Sell Sell Sell

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I dont know if anyone's noticed this yet, but every garnet fusion so far has been a pun. Sardonyx - Sardonic, Suggilite - Suggilate.

amaet:

amaet:

zetsubonna:

amaet:

amaet:

2spooky2quick:

amaet:

nebulajam:

amaet:

are you shitting me

suggilate:  From Latin suggillo (“to beat until bruised”)

Sardonic: grimly mocking or cynical.

Garnet, Master of Comedy

GODDAMIT

Garnet herself is a pun on garner, which means to gather because she’s a fusion

E N D  M E

#EVEN SAPPHIRE IS A PUN#SAPPHIC -#OF OR RELATING TO#SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN WOMEN

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I’m just going to leave this link to Rubyfruit Jungle’s Wiki entry right here to suggest that perhaps their mutual love of fucking puns united our favorite tiny lesbians. 

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i’m bringing this stupid-ass post back because i realized alexandrite is also a pun - the name alexander/alexandra is of greek origin and means ‘the defender of men’ which references the crystal gems as the defenders of earth and mankind

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lovelybonezproductions:

milkandspoons:

i want everyone to know i read the tags

JUST SAYIN

officialkazagumo:
“ TheFineBros (Jan 2016)
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officialkazagumo:

TheFineBros (Jan 2016)

quartz-poker:
“ mapsontheweb:
“ Names of state legislatures in the United States.
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I love that this map includes the Territories too. I hope more maps of the US will include the Territories in the future.
I’ve met too many self-professed Republicans...

quartz-poker:

mapsontheweb:

Names of state legislatures in the United States.

I love that this map includes the Territories too. I hope more maps of the US will include the Territories in the future.

I’ve met too many self-professed Republicans who think Puerto Ricans are illegal immigrants. If more maps accurately demonstrated Puerto Rico is part of the US, they’d quickly stop saying crap like that.

They probably won’t stop saying it, but I still agree that it should be represented

rennerei:

“I want somebody to go WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!”

Of all the awful games I played as a kid, FFX is probably the one I regret the most. I am so happy to see it on your channel guys.

*draws card* Your move, pup...

deyogee-deactivated20190228:

Zaki pls you know what happens when we play cards together

I will play the seal of orichalcos so neither of you can quit!