The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.
who on earth coined the stereotype that girls are obsessed with changing clothes i’ve been wearing the same t shirt and pajama pants for two days now and the same bra for like three
OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE! so in the elizabethan era queen elizabeth couldn’t appear like she was having That Time of the Month in front of the male members of her court, and you bet your ass if she had to remain in the public eye while she was bleeding from the snatch then the rest of the female courtiers did too. because they didn’t have handy dandy tampons back in the day, they would basically shove a rag down there and inevitably bleed onto the inner layers of their clothes. she what did they do? changed clothes. about eight times a day to be precise, and they did that all month long, so none of the delicate male constitutions would be offended by unseen yet implied bloody lady parts. this is part of why fashion was such a huuuuuge cultural item (and the secondhand clothing industry was such a huge part of society) because they had to appear like they were just doing it out of vanity/showing off their wealth. this became pretty much the standard mode of behavior for ladies who had to be out and about during shark week, right up until some nurses realized that the specialized gauze pads they used to plug up bullet wounds would work great for other such bleeding holes.
so yeah if you were wondering why dudes think women change their clothes a lot its because they don’t understand periods.
It always comes down to men not being able to handle periods
Fun fact about chickens my dad taught me: if you can catch them, lay them down on their side and draw a line in the dirt in front of their eye. They won't move unless the line is obstructed.
I dont have time to do that to at least 15 angry chickens at 2:22am
do u ever have like….. a self meme…… like a meme that is specific to u and only u get it but u joke abt it in ur head all the time…… like an inside joke but its just u
Actually I’ve been drawing a lot of nintendees lately too, so here’s some avatars of those >3>
I also just bought myself a jp copy of Smash Bros 3DS finally, so various fanart of that will be happening once I have more time to actually play it! >;0
I cannot believe people will insist that genitals = gender while still being so quick to assign genders to things including but not limited to robots, candy, umbrellas and geological features. Why are you more willing to call an M&M female than you are a trans woman?
What Cis People Say To Trans People Vs. What We Hear
By Meredith Talusan and Rory Midhani
TRANSlator 3000: Amazing technology translates cissexist BS!
“Oh you’re trans but you look so good!”
“Trans people are ugly.”“I’ve never met a trans person before.”
“I assume I can identify any trans person.”“I would date a trans person.”
“Trans people are usually undateable so I deserve a prize.”“You look just like a real woman.”
“Trans women aren’t really women.”“I’m glad you’re being honest with me about being trans.”
“Trans people who don’t tell me they’re trans are deceivers and liars.”“I loooooove trans people!”
“I fetishize trans people.”“It’s so hard to switch pronouns.”
“Trans people are an inconvenience to me.”“I don’t have a problem with trans people.”
“I have a problem with trans people.”
