Silver Tongue
What is your real gender?
Anonymous

asculan-deactivated20170914:

maybe my real gender was the friends i made along the way

charlesoberonn:

The best thing about Rick and Morty is that due to the infinite nature of its multiverse, everything you can possibly think about is canon.

Your fanfic about Rick beating up disney characters? canon.

Your headcanon of Morty being into tennis? canon.

A game about Rick collecting Mortys like pokemon across the multiverse? canon.

Everything is canon. Except the Smiths being happy. The Smiths can never be happy in canon.

They can if they don’t have summer

Lemme see if I got this right, your 'sona always wears a headband correct? Well, so does mine... Have you ever thought about hypnosis involving something as incredibly stupid as just switching with someone else?

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I don’t think I understand, but I am intrigued. Please elaborate.

I think they mean hypnosis into thinking you’re someone else by swapping headbands?

aktigerlily:
“ fuckfacemurphy:
“ tardisbluevian:
“ I came across this on Pinterest and was mindblown because I never noticed this before…holy shit…
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@fuckingstormpilot
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Is this why Ron’s thing is “Weasley is our king”? Because he’s the only one not...

aktigerlily:

fuckfacemurphy:

tardisbluevian:

I came across this on Pinterest and was mindblown because I never noticed this before…holy shit…

@fuckingstormpilot

Is this why Ron’s thing is “Weasley is our king”? Because he’s the only one not named after a monarch?

If you use the tags alot

thanksrangerroy:

See what pops up first with these words:

Ass, shit, bitch, fuck, damn

goldenpoc:

jail:

freekumdress:

they’re going AT it

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I’m screaming

YEA WENDY TELL EM

Person with insomnia: I can't sleep
Someone: idk why dont u just try sleeping? :)
Person with depression: I can't do stuff
Someone: idk why dont u just try doing stuff? :)
Person with anxiety: I can't stop overthinking stuff
Someone: idk why dont u just try not thinking about it? :)
Person with asthma: I can't breathe
Someone: idk why dont u just try breathing? :)
Person with broken legs: I can't walk
Someone: idk why dont u just try walking? :)
Person who is about to die: wheezes
Someone: idk why dont u just try not dying? :)
jwblogofrandomness:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ jwblogofrandomness:
“ Whenever I’m bored I like to take a photo of myself.
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you look kinda like smarty
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Eh, I don’t see the resemblance.
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The shape of the face and the eyebrows. Really, the nose is the...

jwblogofrandomness:

silver-tongues-blog:

jwblogofrandomness:

Whenever I’m bored I like to take a photo of myself.

you look kinda like smarty

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Originally posted by peachyalic

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Eh, I don’t see the resemblance.

The shape of the face and the eyebrows. Really, the nose is the only thing that’s different.

newtypezaku:
“
I place one lawyer face down and end my turn. Your witness.
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@scraps-is-busy

newtypezaku:

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I place one lawyer face down and end my turn. Your witness.

@scraps-is-busy