sweaterkittensahoy:

chronicarus:

lesbolution:

soloontherocks:

pandorantimelord:

One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

did you mean

birates

it’s like all you gotta do is flip the p upside down

Well, it just shows how easy it is to go both ways.

weirdmageddon:

kentrix11:

prokopetz:

I think one of the keys to Breath of the Wild’s appeal is that it’s basically Troll Logic: The Game. Like, there’s so much you can do that’s clearly unintended by the game’s developers, but because of how rigorously it applies its own internal logic, you can’t really argue with the results. What’s happening is fundamentally unreasonable, yet wholly consistent with the observable rules.

Link lifting a piece of metal with the magnet and using it to lift another piece of metal and fly is pretty much the same as that one comic of two guys lifting each other into the sky.

mid-air travel before moonjump exploit

mid-air travel after moonjump exploit

adurot:

He tried to shoot Mr. Horse?! Fuck him up, Jane!

nae-design:

This penguin plush hatches from an egg to chick to adult bird, by Osaka Kaiyukan Aquarium for the Japanese lifestyle store Felissimo.

millennial-review:

skiplo-wave:

blossy:

zetrystan:

zetrystan:

Technically true.

He got the job.

readerininvisiblewritings:

theconcealedweapon:

Best job advice I’ve gotten: The job is not going to love you back.

manywinged:

i know this is about the game but i like how the way it’s worded makes it sound like gollum, the character, is personally facing financial problems

in-a-state-of-trance:

neurosismancer:

kesslersymbolic:

oneheadtoanother:

(also er; The Draft it wasn’t some generational choice, it was enforced by government)

Don’t sleep on this gem

(via @catgirlasshole)