Silver Tongue

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing 
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me 
*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-random-mod:
hoofprint-is-spooky:
Casual note: It’s be a while since anybody has tried to weasel free art out of me.
This feels good.
Dont you still owe me a pic of my oc for whatever reasons a few weeks back?
Only if you consider the fact that the terms where that you drew you character and I’ll draw your character after you do that. I asked if you agreed. To which you said no, and then didn’t speak about it again. Then you drew your character on your own terms.
So, our deal doesn’t exist. Since you said no. You can’t say no to a reward for doing something and then expecting the reward later.
But I’ll totally do some kind of thing for you later if you draw your character again.

Fair enough

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Casual note: It’s be a while since anybody has tried to weasel free art out of me.
This feels good.

Dont you still owe me a pic of my oc for whatever reasons a few weeks back?

azula-griffon:

Happy just because the pony is made of candy doesn’t mean it’s okay to eat them >:I
Gummybutt belongs to sweet-poni

Anyone who has played thaumcraft can tell you the taint is very serious

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if I was a monsterboy/monstergirl/monsterperson, what kind do you think I would be?

akingintheshade:

sweetheartpleasestay:
underthe-eclipse:
smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm:
That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another…
Always reblog.
STOP SPREADING THIS FUCKING LIE. THIS WAS SCRIPTED. WILL SMITH’S FATHER WAS ALWAYS IN HIS LIFE. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. HE IS A WONDERFUL ACTOR AND HE MADE THIS BELIEVABLE, THAT IS ALL. FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE EVERY BLACK PERSON’S SUCCESS BASED IN “THIS WAS THEIR REALITY” FUCK YOU.
His father featured on the left.

jestre replied to your photo:I shaved my legs today and I have been running my…

And then the day 2 stubble comes…

>:T don’t you ruin this for me. I wanna enjoy my sexy legs.

I shaved my legs today and I have been running my hands over them because damn, they are so fucking smooth.