Silver Tongue

Every scifi/dystopian/action/etc. movie trailer ever

Voice-over: "Everything was perfect in our world... until The Thing happened.."
Trailer: shots of only american cities in ruins
Voice-over: "I never wanted this to happen but we had to learn to survive."
Trailer: people wearing futuristic menacing clothing
Trailer: people training for The Resistance
Trailer: intense shot of main character loading a weapon
Trailer: screen cuts to black in between when the gun clicks to add emphasis to the badassness of the gun and fades back in when the main character is holding it
Some guy: *says witty one-liner before screen cuts to more intense shit*
Villain/hero/some war leader: *monologuing*
Trailer: cuts to intense shots of destruction
Trailer: sexual tension between random couple
Trailer: intense music playing
Trailer: people running for their lives
Leader: "you guys have to be prepared for anything out there!!"
Trailer: random couple now making out
Trailer: people again training for The Resistance
Random person: "YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THIS??"
Main character: "WATCH ME"
Trailer: music stops
Trailer: some crazy shit is going down on screen
Trailer: intense music comes back
Trailer: *title of the movie*

falloutaddicted:

Careful…
Credit: Whomp Comics

heavenseveneleven:

The Diamonds for the worst pearltrash shipers 2K16
more of my su stuff

scraps-is-busy:

[New Doctor to take over the Tardis?]
“With Series 10 looming, and with it the end of Peter Capaldi’s run of the Tardis, the BBC is already looking out for the Doctor’s next face. Leaked images show an unknown actor in a particular blue suit…”

sleepytorts:

durito:
suicide-bird:
newtyperesearch:
suicide-bird:
Starting to feel sorry for Tony.
Or, you know, don’t.
Every time I make a post that gets over 5,000 notes I always know someone is going to pull something like this. Someone is going to manipulate my empathy for a fictional talking tiger and make it political.
John A. Bryant himself is not running that twitter. We’re probably talking about some poor social media specialist just trying to get through their day roleplaying as a cereal mascot while constantly being sexually harassed by strange furries. Don’t you dare tell me not to feel sorry for them just because they work for an evil corporation. Everybody works for an evil corporation.
You people just never chill out.
Did they just try to pull receipts on Tony the Tiger
im trying to stay woke over here