Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
EVERY TIME I WATCH HERCULES I DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS SCENE
the-mesmer-britt-flashylights:
“where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
lmfao I lost followers after reblogging this, so here I’m reblogging it again
If I lose followers for reblogging this, good. I don’t need followers who support this pile of stinking bird shit.
You Cannot Rest Here
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
I do.
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
Sleep paralysis. That’s the last time I couldn’t get sleep. Well, I couldn’t get good sleep. There was a monster toying with me while I couldn’t move.
Make deals with the devil while you’re still a child. Contracts signed by minors aren’t legally binding and if satan tries to take your soul he can be prosecuted. Enjoy your perfect grades and lifetime supply of chocolate.
i am against fifty shades of grey because i am against:
- inaccurate portrayals of what bdsm should be like
- abuse/rape disguised as bdsm
- abuse and rape no matter what
- shitty writing in general
i am not against:
- porn/smut
- women reading things that they find sexy
- bdsm
Look it’s another Reference sheet
that is really awkward.
….I need to do better with my spaces n’ all that shit. ANYWAYS.
Here’s a new baby I recently adopted from Togekissuadopts on dA.
Name: Gummy Guts
Gender: Genderfluid (Prefers she/her pronouns)
Age: ~18
Species: Earth Pony
Talent: Brewing different types of candy
Sexuality: Pansexual
Family:
UnknownLikes: Girly clothing, kittens„ puppies, sweet drinks, candies, babysitting, writing, drawing, listening to music, dancing, being with friends
Dislikes: Gender stereotypes, working out, homophobes, transphobes, sour foods, blood, gore, death
Background: Gummy is a….fairly odd pony. Despite her masculine body type she is definitely super fruity. She was an accident that had happened at the candy brewery. A pregnant mare’s magic went haywire and mixed with the various sugars in the plant, letting her foal become a candy baby.
Yes. Gummy Guts is made of candy. Her outerbody is just like a regular ponies, but on the inside- her organs are made of super gooey, gummy, chewy candies. Her intenstines are made out of gummy worms, and her heart is a massive cherry-goo-filled gummy. Her “blood” is a super thick sugary goo, and is pumped through her large gummy heart. She lives, works, and functions just like a normal pony. However, she has recently fallen on hard times and has taken up an interesting job. What job is that? you may ask. Well that’s for time to tell. uwu
Background: Here:
FUCKING EATING HER
please do not eat the pon
but pon looks delicious
For cwaenswys meme challenge from this morning!
Change of heart omg no
“You touch me and you’re not getting back up again. That’s right, I’m the white mage. And nobody fucks with the white mage.”
