sigmareblog:

stop-hammerkind:

homosexual-leafblower:

mugglescanttameme:

magentamayhem:

YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS

YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM 

AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED

THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT

im laughing so fucking hard

Thank you, Gordon Ramsay side of Tumblr.

Did they put the icing on the cookie monster cupcakes before putting it in the oven?

foxyplaydate:

nO Nonon onooon oNOOOOO NO NON ON ONO NONONO I FORBID THIS

lizzymodblog:

adurot:

not-reality:

avaomod:

Man, I need to follow more blogs.

I’m only at about 100 and I think that’s too many :P

433 currently… Whenever I get up to ~500 I go on a culling and pare the number back down to around ~400 by removing blogs that haven’t updated in a long time.

At the moment, I am following 1,398 blogs.

550
I’m actually on the verge of my follower count passing my following count.

I’ve been rubbing my legs for an hour. They are just so damn smooth

lizzymodblog:

Finished this thing.

It’s a good move.

You drew that? That’s actually pretty good.

iamslim5:

That did NOT go as expected lol 

Its even better on mobile

This looks like a scene from HowToBasic’s videos

No clue who that is. I was just lying in my bed to get a good photo.

Daaaaamn, looking good~

Thanks. It really does surprise me how different they look without hair.

neverbat:

farorescourage:

kaplands:

we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there

language is weird

humans are weird

#’stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni’ #THAT USED TO CONFUSE ME SO MUCH WHEN I WAS LITTLE
it finally makes sense

WELL THAT’S ONE FUCKING LIFELONG MYSTERY SOLVED

Shaved my legs. They look drastically different