The lady who originally wrote the “you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did” meme has repeatedly expressed disappointment that she’s never credited for it so those of you who twitter should follow her, she’s like Dril only with slightly more substantial evidence that she exists in our own universe
One of my favourite tropes is when former bosses or minibosses become regular enemies later in the game.
I played Slime Rancher for 10 hours straight the first time I booted it up I need help
Alright, keep the phosphos in the grotto and the boom slimes in the meadow. Have two silos so you can store the plorts for when their stocks are up. when you see a tar, launch them into the ocean. The gordos really like it when you feed them their favourite foods. The only crops you need are the mint berry, cube berry and heart beat if you combine teh slimes just right. Maybe some stone hens and braier hens.
I already figured all of this out, but for the record, please don’t spoil the game by telling me how to play it. It ruins the experience of figuring it out on my own :/
Sorry. It was meant as a joke. Rather than helping you stop playing, it would be helping by encouraging you to play more.
@deyogee Asks for help and then complains when its given
???logic??what???whered you go logic????
I meant ‘oh god help I can’t stop playing this game’ not ‘I need help playing the game’, you fuckernaut.
It’s like they didn’t even read my explanation of the joke
I played Slime Rancher for 10 hours straight the first time I booted it up I need help
Alright, keep the phosphos in the grotto and the boom slimes in the meadow. Have two silos so you can store the plorts for when their stocks are up. when you see a tar, launch them into the ocean. The gordos really like it when you feed them their favourite foods. The only crops you need are the mint berry, cube berry and heart beat if you combine teh slimes just right. Maybe some stone hens and braier hens.
I already figured all of this out, but for the record, please don’t spoil the game by telling me how to play it. It ruins the experience of figuring it out on my own :/
Sorry. It was meant as a joke. Rather than helping you stop playing, it would be helping by encouraging you to play more.
New Linoones that stop and fidget frequently while running, because they were so used to running in zigzags.
Golbats who gain eyesight and fly into their trainer’s faces, excited to get a good look at them.
Tangrowths rearranging their trainer’s homes after learning what arms and hands can do.
Unprepared trainers of Slakoth who come back home to shredded cushions, broken objects, and a newly evolved Vigoroth; then adjusting their entire schedule to be more active.
Noctowls slowly unlearning standing on one foot
Scizors still instinctively slashing their claws
Arcanines accidentally knocking over their trainer the first time they try and lick them.
Pokemon of all types adjusting to new heights and weights, discovering they no longer fit their favorite spot, or have to be more careful with their trainers.
Noticing your Parasect acts very differently than your Paras did…
I will say this: I think Chloe’s character design is damn cute. Like all Mary Sue-ness and Scrappy Doo-ness aside, she’s frigging CUTE.
Lookit this freckled, gap-toothed, messy-haired, bandana-wearing lil cup of pudding. Precious little chick pea. She’s what spring looks like
Like creating her in the first place was an act of desperation and her characterization is straight out of every preteen’s self-insert FOP fanfiction, but the people who designed her earned every penny of their paycheck IMO she is aesthetic SUNSHINE.
Nick:“we made a new character for FOP” Me"“you fucked up a perfectly good character design is what you did, look at it, its a mary-sue”
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
