Silver Tongue
zereoxys:
“ MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND I’M SCREAMING
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zereoxys:

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS AND I’M SCREAMING

deyogee:

I played Slime Rancher for 10 hours straight the first time I booted it up I need help

Alright, keep the phosphos in the grotto and the boom slimes in the meadow. Have two silos so you can store the plorts for when their stocks are up. when you see a tar, launch them into the ocean. The gordos really like it when you feed them their favourite foods.
The only crops you need are the mint berry, cube berry and heart beat if you combine teh slimes just right. Maybe some stone hens and braier hens.

adurot:

thisisntmyrealhair:

actualslug:

huntersonthewing:

askfordoodles:

littlemissbloo:

whitmerule:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

birbs just wanna have fun

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

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‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

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Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

I like the one with the eagle

@raavynndigital

Hey, @unhinged-mod, you ever pull your sister’s tail?

kittymewmyu:

askyourbestnightmare:

thecrystalfems:

iamanelemelon:

serperoir:

marcosclopezblog:

xeppeli:

ryu1964:

prpldragonart:

dajjthespoon:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

kridtsohgniarb:

lozchic3:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

gastrictank:

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

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Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

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goodbye small fucker

LEAVE HIM ALONE

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I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

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I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

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Revenge is sweet.

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goodbye small fucker

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

I love how every time I see this there’s a new addition

The saga continues

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…You IDIOTS.

The only version I will ever reblog is this one

sixfingerednerd:

athazagore:

send me a ♥ if you have a romantic crush on me

send me a 👌 if you have a platonic crush on me

send me a 🌿 if you have an aesthetic crush on me

Send me a 👊 if you want to fight

siritachii:

i love how the old jedi order spent three whole movies saying that once someone has embraced the dark side there’s no chance they can be redeemed, but luke skywalker looked at the man who chopped off his hand, participated in the torture of his twin sister and best friend, and pursued him and his friends across the galaxy with the intent to kill them and said “yeah i can fix this” and then he fucking did

well, the jedi wer epart of the problem. let me ask you this, does all light and no dark seem balanced? No. Light without darkness is blinding. they were too arrogant to see that the overabundance of jedi might be the problem and the only true way to achieve balance was by destroying both light and dark and start a neutral class.

Remember, Luke and leia used tactics which were considered dark. LIke luke force choking someone in return of the jedi or leaving his training to go save leia and han, similar to how anikin left his training to save his mother despite being told it leads to the dark side.

Lukes order may be called jedi, but it’s most likely a neutral class. 

cosmic-ink:
“ psychosomatic86:
“ xalev:
“ mmilhouse:
“ its here
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VOID CAT HAS ENTERED YOUR ESTABLISHMENT
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*neko atsume intensifies*
”
Void cat rips open a whole between time and space
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cosmic-ink:

psychosomatic86:

xalev:

mmilhouse:

its here

VOID CAT HAS ENTERED YOUR ESTABLISHMENT

*neko atsume intensifies*

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Void cat rips open a whole between time and space