Silver Tongue

cloverclark:

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

bundyspooks:

grindbuster:

grindbuster:

mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him

I FOUND MY FAVOURITE VINE AGAIN

person: what drugs were you on when you made this??? lol
artist: antidepressants,

mysticbaconslice:

inyourdisneydreams:

younger-than-the-soul:

“Why is Alex Hirsch ending Gravity Falls?  He could keep making new episodes!  We could have more seasons!  Two isn’t enough!  The show is great why not continue it?”

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“You can die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

poni-pon:

nekosol:

Do furries need sunscreen. Do we have fur in the same way that humans have skin. Do furries tan. Does our fur darken when we’re in the sun for too long. Do furries get skin cancer

one would assume that the fur would reflect the sunlight and all the rays and all that junk right? I mean that’s what the hairs on our skin do, right? I would assume that furries are like animals- cuz- they are- and area able to get skin cancer. The tanning would depend on the length of the hair- the shorter the hair the more tan one would get out in the sun- would also accumulate sunburns n’ all that if not done properly

Brian: I'm hungry
Me: go eat a banana or something
Brian: well mm k
Me: good ok the-
Brian: *starts cracking up*
Me: what..what's so funny
Brian: I MADE A PUN!
Me: ...because you said "k"
Brian: *still laughing* yes!
Me: *sighs* god you're a fucking nerd.

quartz-poker:

Tri-barreled guns are some of the oldest kinds of guns. Saying someone today invented it is like claiming Henry Ford invented the wheel.

jupiter235:

adventurotica:

Reblog if you have ever used Netflix to stream a movie or show that you own on DVD because streaming meant you didn’t have to get up.

I don’t have a Netflix account, but I’ve done this with Amazon. 

smalljedirey:

hey remember that time dan got so fed up with ross that he forgot his own name (x)

quartz-poker:
“ did-you-kno:
“ James Stumpf designed a see-through toaster that lets you watch your toast get toasty. It features sustainable materials like glass and bamboo, contains no plastic, and has fast-cooling coils so you can reach in and...

quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

James Stumpf designed a see-through toaster that lets you watch your toast get toasty. It features sustainable materials like glass and bamboo, contains no plastic, and has fast-cooling coils so you can reach in and pull out the bread as soon as it’s done. Source

I bet there actually is plastic in this. Just small amounts in ways you wouldn’t expect.

I mean I love the idea of a see-through toaster, but don’t taint it by trying to be a hippie and going “ITS FREE OF PLASTIC”. It’s not free of plastic unless absolutely zero plastic went into the production process. S’like claiming electric cars are ecofriendly when they run on a bunch of things you can only get by strip-mining and have to be shipped here from overseas by boat- the most-polluting method of shipping things.

Just let me watch my bread become toast without polluting it with half-right-half-wrong political notions, please. I mean saving the environment’s important but having a “plastic free” toaster is not saving the environment.