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men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their...

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men fabricated the idea that they are the default sex to compensate for their biological inferiority and general superfluousness

this is not just the “natural order” this is the language of a patriarchal culture

Omg no, you are wrong on so many levels and as a linguist this makes me ache something terrible. In my linguistics class in undergrad, we actually made fun of people who think like you along these lines and for good reason, because you are wholly ignorant and are choosing to spin narratives about things and fields which you know completely nothing about yet pretend you do.

  1. She: This word evolved naturally from Old English from seo/heo which were just words to refer to feminine-female people evolving from Proto-Germanic words meaning ‘that/there’. He as a word evolved from the same ideas but Proto-Germanic words for ‘this/here’. Your idea of “patriarchal language” further falls apart when you compare this part of English to other Germanic languages, of which English is related, the words in German for he and she are “er” and “sie”, completely unrelated. So it is by clear happenstance, not some patriarchal conspiracy that the words “he” and “she” in English have similar form. 

  2. Woman: Oh god this one always gets my goat when people go for this one. Man did not used to mean “male”, man used to mean “humanity/human being”, the old words in Old English for male adult person and female adult person were “werman” and “wifman” respectively, we can see this relation in words like werewolf and wife as being the remnants of the base “wer-” and the base “wif-”. Woman evolved phonologically from the word “wifman” by natural processes where the ‘f’ sound dropped and the ‘i’ became lax. Man dropped its “wer” stem for reasons mostly unknown but I can guarantee have nothing to do with “patriarchy” because phonological change has no basis in that.

  3. Female: Male and Female actually come etymologically from two completely different words. Male comes from Old French “masle” which meant masculine, while Female came from Old French as well “femella” which meant young woman. This is another case, just like he and she, where the words coincidentally ended up looking similar without having any direct correlation in historical linguistic processes to make them as such.

  4. Human: This word etymologically derives from Proto-Indo-European “ghomon” which means earthly being as opposed to heavenly being which would refer to gods. You have some small glimmer of hope here in that the word does eventually branch off into the word for “man” in some languages but this is still too small of a precedent to base any conspiratorial thinking like you are doing off of.

  5. Person: This one offends me the most, simply because I love the fuck out of Etruscan language and your continued ignorance just irks me at this point. Person derives from “persona” from Latin which meant the same meaning, which ultimately derived from “phersu” Etruscan for ‘mask’ as Etruscans would often have theatre performers use masks to give identity to the performers. So never once did “person” have any meaning to do with “son”. So yes, this IS the “natural order” or language.

Please never proselytise your faulty ideology and misandrist thinking within speaking about word origins and morphology again, as unless you actually do fact checking, I will school the everloving hell out of you, stay in your lane.

thank god for the explanation above

“Nuked the site from orbit” option selected.

I love language nerds

I have nothing else to add to this. The explanation was thorough, accurate, and contained just the right amount of outrage at the stupidity displayed. I endorse it fully.

chefhypno:

viobox:

chefhypno:

make porn, not war

send nudes, not nukes

you’re a good egg

Show buns, not guns

donttouchmykeef:

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micdotcom:

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the-future-now:

Wait, does rapper B.o.B. really think the Earth is flat — or is he trolling us?

After claiming to have watched Felix Baumgartner’s famous Red Bull Stratos jump from the edge of space, recording artist B.o.B is furiously tweeting everything science says about the Earth being round is a total lie. Why is he doing this? We have an idea.

Follow @the-future-now

Update: Neil deGrasse Tyson has joined the fray to lay the scientific smackdown on B.o.B.

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Tyson sent the rapper multiple tweets disproving him and then things got personal.

Update: This feud is getting weirder and weirder. B.o.B released a new track “Flatline” on Monday, that takes a few shots at Neil deGrasse Tyson. “Aye, Neil Tyson need to loosen up his vest,” the rapper spits. “They’ll probably write that man one hell of a check.”

And then Tyson fired back with a diss track of his own. Really.

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The astrophysicist enlisted the help of his nephew Stephen J. Tyson, who is apparently a rapper. Tyson delivers the facts at B.o.B. over a Drake beat.

Update: It got better. Neil deGrasse Tyson apparently wasn’t done educating B.o.B. Here’s what happened on The Nightly Show:

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You need to hear the crowd’s reaction to this.

This is the greatest thing happening right now.

What a time to be alive. 

He brought trump in it 😂 Neil is our OG💪🔥🙏

galaxy-cake:

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harrypotterconfessions:

sparkitors:

We love only two things in this world: Netflix binges and Harry Potter. @vitoriabas has combined the two, and for that WE ARE FOREVER IN HER DEBT. Check out 10 of her hilarious illos here, then head to SparkLife to see all 13!

PS. WE’RE NOT CRYING OVER REGULUS, YOU’RE CRYING OVER REGULUS. 

IVE LOST IT. every single one of these is perfect and Regulus lolololll man how did they summarize everyone so well with Netflix titles I don’t knnnooowww

neyhaz:

theinturnetexplorer:

These could all be legit albums

i hate how well this works

While teaching my 7th Grade class, I hear…

j-dance:

Girl 1: wow! You’re pretty for a dark skinned girl!
Girl 2: aw thanks! If you were darker, you could be pretty too.
Me (internally): DRAG HER!!!

sansserifaster:

tag yourself, i’m sand. bonus:

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sigmatique:

arudetrans:

jaxxgarcia:

neurotypicals

OH MY GOD

@deoxyrebornicleic its you rn tbh w the people that are all like “go sleep”

OMFG BASICALLY

Me: I haven’t slept for a long time
Someone: uwu why dont you go sleep then? sleep is good for you
Me: WOW WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT BEFO

revscarecrow:

dat-soldier:

keetongu:

keetongu:

keetongu:

im playing cities: skylines again and i downloaded this 8-way highway interchange and this shit looks like the world’s largest automotive transmutation glyph

imagine driving into town and coming up on this

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update: the guy who made that also makes these giant fucking multilevel spiral roundabouts and basically im fucking floored

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“Hi honey, it’s me. Gotta go through Rainbow Road again. No, it’s fine, don’t wait for me. I’ll just make me some hot pockets when I get home at 10.”

Roundaboooooot