I’ve got a joke: What walks on 8 legs until it’s one year old, 4 legs until its twenty years old, and then 2 legs for the remainder of it’s life?
first of all how dare you
This is the original MMM Watcha say. This is the one that started it all. Everything is parodying this.
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i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
yo there is a way to explain it… it was a parody of an episode of the OC (i think it was the last one ever or maybe just a series finale) in which a character shot another just like that and the song played. and it was super out of the blue and over the top. so there u go
okay but if Tom Riddle used the Chamber of Secrets doesn’t that mean that he would have to take that slide down?
did he scream? did he go “weeee”? or did he just lie there emotionless as he slid down the pipes?
What if he went back down as voldemort? Imagine voldy riding the slide with his arms up
crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?
me:
who gets up at 3 in the morning for a burger?
Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.
I hear no lies.
yoooo
I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT
Holy shit!
That deserves a mic drop
shoutout to all the aro spectrum folks on here. valentine’s day is coming up and that means society will get even more obsessed with romance and love and romantic relationship than it already is, and i just want you all to know that there is nothing wrong with you, you are not broken, you are not heartless, you are whole and amazing and romantic love is in no way necessary for living a fulfilling life. don’t let them get you down. i love you (no romo)
