yaatogamii:

My problem is that I’ll randomly get really motivated to do shit, but it’s within such a small window of time that I must do the thing at that EXACT moment and if I don’t the moment passes and I’ll have to wait like at least whole month for another random burst of motivation to do the thing ya feel

resistanceposterboy:

I judge people by which assigned high school book was their favorite

silver-tongues-blog:

@confusedbearsounds Look, I drew that one squid. I’m gonna name her tinten and she garbage with calmar.

I’ve been thinking about these two for a while

silver-tongues-blog:

About three and a half hours of work later, I have an all new respect for @thesweetadventuresofstrawberry because Berrys style is hard as fuck to do. Either way, have this squid garbage. I was originally going to do a thing but decided against it.

I was thinking about these two for a while

clientsfromhell:

Me: So, I noticed that your hosting and SEO services are four months overdue.

Client: Business has been dead! Can you come back in a week or two?

Me: By that time you will be five months in arrears.

Client:  Fine. I’ll see if I can scrape some pennies together.

I didn’t have a bad relationship with this client to this point, so we started chatting. After a few minutes, he had the audacity (and ignorance) to say:

Client: So look at the new Lexus I got my wife for her birthday!!

shikai-of-the-4th-world:

explorersofsky:

asdalphys:

sxizzor:

chrompls:

fave garnet moments, in no particular order:

• “oh! steven! theres one more thing i have to mention!” “what is it?” “i love you. bye.”
  
• that giggle at the beginning of the answer
• “hello, this is mom universe”
• literally all of jail break
• all of the answer, too, while im at it
• “we look awesome”
  
• you know what? all of chille tid too
• “i see so many things that can hurt you. i should never have let one of them be me”
  
• when steven asks if she brought him anything and she hands him a rock
• “im percy and pierre”
  
• “my power means nothing to an infant”
  

“tiny hands! my only weakness.”

the time she jumped out a van because she didn;t like greg’s music

it makes me feel…important

how could you forget the most iconic garnet moment

Let’s no forget these gems

• “All comedy is derived from fear”
  
• (In ’Tiger Millionaire’ when Steven says “Can’t we just wrestle?”) “No” *everyone gasps* “Because we are the… Notorious O-order of… Wrestling… Haters"
  
• “Only I can swim through lava” 
• “The hard part was getting the shark to pose"
• “No dinner for 1,000 years"
  
• (In ‘Future Vision’ when Steven says “Well, danger is my middle name”) 
  “That’s a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie"
  
• “Howdy! Bang”
  
• “We can’t keep fighting these things forever. Well, we can, but I don’t want to”
  
• (In ‘Jail Break’ after Steven says “Well, did I make a good impression?”) “Oh, Steven, we already loved you”
  
• “Garnet, master of comedy”
  

And also: (x)

:

Doesn’t he just turn his entire body, including his wiener, into an animal?

WOuldn’t that be bestiality?

literallyunbelievable:

are these people idiots