Silver Tongue

suicunesrider:

lotionaddict:

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jennytrout:

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liamdryden:

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kyliesparks27:

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trashrabbits:

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

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I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

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there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

gluttonace:

“My Shark Boyfriend”

Name: Alexander Lee Wallace
Nickname: Alex
Sex: Male
Gender: Cis
Species: Shark
Age: 19
Birthday: 10/21/1996
Status: Alive
Relationship: Taken
Height: 6′0″
Weight: 235lbs
Religion: Dudeist
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Romantic Orientation: Straight

“Get Bent!”

equalistmako:

Ep. 13 preview: Unalaq’s Evil Laugh™ 

deoxyrebornicleic:

Haventale!

Click pictures for captions if you dont know who is that.

An AU where everyone is pastel and nice. Chara, Asriel and the other six humans are still alive. Everything’s nice.

BLOG FOR HAVENTALE (under construction)

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erstwhilemagic:

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you thought you’ve seen it all boy

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HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@elektronx

theparanoidbassoonist:

There’s a bit on Harrison Ford’s wikipedia page that says he once flew a helicopter to rescue a hiker suffering severe dehydration and all I can think about is how surreal that must have been for the hiker
You think you’re about to die, you’re dehydrated so you’re probably light headed/hallucinating anyway, and suddenly Han Solo is saving your life

robotsharks:
“ pls listen to this star war theory
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robotsharks:

pls listen to this star war theory

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ohvelveteena:

ladyoflate:

not voting isn’t refusing to play the game. You’re in this country, you’re subject to the game whether you like it or not. The only way not to play is to leave, and the vast majority of us don’t have that option.

Not voting is playing the game but saying ‘pass’ every time your turn comes up and then wondering why you lost.

Making young people not vote is actually a tactic used in politics to keep the satus quo. The young vote is always the one for change, so dissuading them from voting at all is actually a political tactic used by the people in charge to keep themselves there.

Voting is rebellion.

Unless you’re gonna vote for trump, then it’s okay not to vote.