jazeth:

jazeth:

hey fellow people who live in the US

don’t forget to register to vote before February. millenials are the largest age group rn but we’re the smallest group to actually vote. ik you think your vote doesn’t matter, but it really does esp when you add all of us up. voting is super important, especially if you don’t want a republican run congress. you might not want to do jury duty if you register, but voting is sooo important. pls register to vote. it’s your right to vote, and honestly, if you don’t vote, then you have no right to complain about politics/who’s president bc you did nothing to change it (as long as you’re 18+ by the deadline)

thanks 

also 23 states offer online registration 

thehopesplayground:

Death by Glamour (UNDERTALE ANIMATION) - Mettaton vs. Frisk Fight

so-comical:

fartgallery:

my favorite sport is jousting. except without the pole because thats too dangerous. just riding my horse angrily towards another guy riding a horse angrily, that is my passion

hollllow:

• 42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?

Define hang out. I live with 3 girls, have a female cat, and work with many female co-workers. Outside of that though, no.

Hanging out with the cat counts.

I also wanna make a pussy joke about the cat but can’t find a proper way to execute it

robustquestioner:

knightthreethousand:

yours-truly-knightindustries2000:

idiotastrology:

I’m sick and I hate myself enough already so I thought I’d make a zodiac version of this meme

Tag Yourself

Virgo and I am not surprised or disappointed

I guess nasa was right to move me from taurus to aries

I got moved Ophiuchus so I am now excluded from 99% of all zodiac posts

Thanks NASA

slimeportal:

silver-tongues-blog:

mortymemes:

“tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-”

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME TUMBLR TRIED TO ORGANIZE A THING? THEY COULDN’T EVEN GET A CONVENTION RIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK THEY COULD GET A SCHOOL RIGHT?

But how many Schools offer a free ball pit?

It was only free for those who payed to see nightvale… And only for an hour… And an adult human pissed in it… Can you imagine what kids would do to it?

aggressive-pepsi:

“Its all in your head”

yes exactly that is where the mental illness goblin lives, chanting and making blood sacrifices, thank you for recognizing its geographic location

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

so slang is slang for slang

mortymemes:

“tumblr should make a school!! we can talk about ships and write fanfics an-”

DOES ANYONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME TUMBLR TRIED TO ORGANIZE A THING? THEY COULDN’T EVEN GET A CONVENTION RIGHT, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK THEY COULD GET A SCHOOL RIGHT?