Silver Tongue

sashaforthewin:

peanotbotter:

He lunged after my cock like he was a polar bear. And I was the last coca cola on earth

I wish all sex scenes were written with this level of quality

eerna:
“🤡 🙏 manifesting protag Zelda 🙏🤡
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eerna:

🤡 🙏 manifesting protag Zelda 🙏🤡

xxtc-96xx:

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brother and sister finally talk about things

(page was long so it was split in two, next one will be done tomorrow)

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

medikawa:

speakingintongues1983mp3download:

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mozzarella from real life is trans!

No one is trans please stop

you’re trans

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Rock bands use the same class structure as RPG parties

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You got it

acianoh:

Didn’t he find the sword when he was like 12.

demilypyro:

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I dont know why people bring this up as some kind of gotcha when

  1. that’s wrong, only about half the land in the Netherlands is below sea level, and it doesn’t include where I live
  2. Dutch flood control is famously the best in the world
  3. because of that, there haven’t been any floods in the Netherlands in almost 70 years

probablybadrpgideas:

A mute mage and a mage without hands who have to team up whenever a spell has verbal and somatic components.