Silver Tongue

daggerpen:

carnistprivilege:

i think my favorite thing about tumblr right now is that the queue limit is supposedly 300 posts but it’s actually not, it’s really 301 posts, and this is because the queue is an array and therefore obviously zero-indexed but tumblr isn’t using the length of the queue to determine when to stop adding posts, but rather the index of the post you’re trying to add, and the 300th object in a zero-indexed array has a fucking index of 299 but they don’t cut you off til after you’ve added the post with the index of 300 (ie, the 301st post) and that is such a simple, stupid, careless programming mistake and it would be SO easy to fix (it would literally be 1 line of code. one. line.) but the tumblr dev team obviously cbf to bother with it and honestly if that doesn’t tell you the level of care and attention to detail the developers give to their actual fucking product and the amount of emphasis tumblr’s management places upon quality assurance (ie, NONE) then idfk what would.  this website is such a joke jfc.  @ all aspiring programmers: don’t work for tumblr if you want to like, write good code or learn anything useful.  i mean i guess if you’re incompetent and wanna wear your tie as a belt this would be the ideal workplace for you but i’m just saying.

This is literally the first thing you learn in arrays which are like the second thing you learn in introductory programming and they fucked this up I’m screaming

@wuffleton
How to make a popular modern cartoon

charlesoberonn:

Season 1: Make it funny and creative, have the main character be a young kid who’s relatable and has room to grow and learn as the show goes along. Let the protagonist have healthy and complex relationships with their guardians, and don’t be afraid to show said guardians as flawed individuals who make mistakes. Keep the main status quo mostly grounded, but allow for gradual change. The adventures should be fun and only occasionally sad, and leave an impact on the characters and plot. Don’t shy away from the occasional big episode that’s more serious and gives hints to things to come.

Season 2: Bring in The Apocalypse

what's your opinion on chara and the narrator chara theory?
Anonymous

ryukodragon:

I love the Narrator Chara theory!  It adds an entirely new level of understanding to their character, especially taking the Pacifist route!  (Anything that can point to saving every single character in Undertale is a win in my book!)

You can’t save asriel

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

there is a really fucking suspect noise going down in the library and it sounds like muffled porn sounds and all the students are just looking around suspiciously at each other trying to figure out who’s got the dirt like

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UPDATE: it wasn’t porn. turns out it is a very upset pigeon stuck in the air shaft in the ceiling.

paintcoveredpup:

1338904:

1338904:

ive been looking for a really specific picture of a pancake for like 20 minutes now

ok its been an hour now and ive finally found it

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