rosexknight:

hoofprint-is-spooky:

I don’t care if you think you’re clever, or staying in character. If you send anything that sounds like a “Threat“ to any blog, ask or mod, you’re doing something wrong. 

This includes “I’m gonna bake you into cupcakes, you jerk” or “You heartless monster! I’m gonna strangle you by your own intestines” 

Those two examples are asks I have seen, and have been sent in the past. Sometimes on my mod blog. 

Do not threaten content creators, ever. Even if you think it’s clever and in character. 

You guys need to learn how to ask questions in general.

You’re not gonna get your OC inserted into the blog.

You’re not gonna get art.

Your story ideas are not going to be used.

Enjoy the blog in silence if you’re going to be asking stuff like that.

Also, never ask why, what next or what’s going on

books-and-orgasms:

A man is banned from donating blood even though he’s had sex with only one man since 1970-something and knows for a fact (and can prove) that he does not have any sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDS.

A man is instantly given the chance to donate blood even though he’s had unprotected sex with more women than he can remember because he’s straight and there’s no way putting a penis in a vagina would ever result in sexually transmitted diseases, HIV, or AIDS.

jitterbugjive:

How do you assholes even breathe

It’s called a fart

whitebeltwriter:

god damn it

Took me a moment

clavid:

whoa this brings meh back

pancakemilkshake:

I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do.

“Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!” No, the user painted it.

“Digital music isn’t real! The computer makes it!” No, the user composed it.

“I don’t know what happened. The computer just started acting weird on its own.” NO, YOU’VE BEEN CLICKING ADS AGAIN, MOM.

lucie-the-unicorn:

billcipherdidnothingwrong:

tumblr staff: *makes lgbt tags nsfw*

tumblr staff: *deletes doxxes of the literal kkk*

tumblr staff: *deletes the ferguson tag*

tumblr staff: FIGHT INTERNET CENSORSHIP!!

reblog this as long as it’s still up

iamaleximusprime:

diogenes-shrugged:

lookatthewords:

thempress:

bbones:

ryulongd:

m0rdin:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Because of feminism i will never find this show funny again. There goes my childhood

Are you actually serious? Yes, Johnny’s character was a grade A douche bag, however all the women he went after were hot as fuck and yet put him in his place and beat him up for the lewd things he was saying. This show was fucking hilarious and promoted women acting out against chauvinist pigs, such as Johnny. Not once did the women ever fall for him, showcasing that women are to be strong and take NO shit from any man.

Get your shit together, qurl.

Not to mention his mother was cool as shit.

what about the werewolf chick

and the deer

people are fucking stupid as fuck 

The werewolf chick was so used to dudes running away she would take anything she got, same with the “deer” he met online. Both examples of women who are so desperate for companionship they would be happy with a complete and total douche like Johnny. (Even though if I remember correctly Johnny treated both of them better than anyone else ever did, because deep down Johnny Bravo was an okay dude he was acting the way society taught him to act.) 

And wow there was a whole EPISODE where Johnny got turned into a woman and has to endure catcalls and street harassment and being belittled to just a face and a body and basically was like “is this what you girls go through?”and like lead a revolution of girl power and kickassary.

So bye

JB actually had a lot of important things to say. If you saw Johnny’s character as anything less than satire, I’m just confused as to how. 

Also, he had the same voice as Petrie from the Land Before Time.  XD

aroihkin:

accobi:

beranyth:

prothy-the-prothean:

masterassassino:

doctorscottie:

ozolopolis:

xeruth:

pepsie:

theamericankid:

Gaming Logic

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.