youthintern:

theana-banana:

schneezusweiss:

professorozpin:

eyeb0t:

ludocris:

where is the “tag yourself im ______” vs. “the signs as _______” discourse

tag yourself meme offers people personal freedom via choice, whereas the signs meme only serves to advance the oppression in our society by taking away free will……….

okay but “the signs” meme forces the individual to accept and explore aspects of themself that they otherwise might have overlooked.

whereas “tag yourself” meme only serves to bolster people’s existing impressions of themselves–in other words, it exists entirely for self gratification.

Tag yourself in this post I’m @eyeb0t

The signs as this post:
eyeb0t: Leo, Capricorn, Libra, Aquarius
ludocris: Pisces, Virgo
professorozpin: Gemini, Cancer, Aries
schneezusweiss: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus

How did we reach this level of memery so quickly?

We’ve been severely dry of memes for half a year. Now with the new meme rush, we are able to beat the meme depression and start giving back to the community

Yes not a bear, he’s a regular anteater who had plastic surgery at a young age

adurot:

cellobeer:

whiskyandoldspice:

sometimes i feel so bad for lucifer

imagine you’re a little kid and you have the coolest dad in the whole world like he takes you to baseball games all the time and teaches you how to drive an ATV and sits up on friday nights with you eating pizza rolls and watching cartoons

and then one day he brings home a thousand fucking ferrets or something

and they smell and they’re shitting all over your house and he just sits around playing with the ferrets and ignoring you and you’re like “dad what the fuck” and he’s all “aren’t these ferrets gr8 i want you to do whatever they tell you to do and you have to love them you have to love them“ 

and you’re like “dad have you gone off the deep end you gotta get rid of the ferrets man”

and then he kicks you out of the house

Bravo analogy

To be fair, ferrets are awesome and that sounds amazing.

You probably haven’t had more than two ferrets at one time

cooking-puns-and-gay-stuff:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

gothicprep:

the purest thing on earth is the netflix description for diners, drive-ins, and dives that calls guy fieri “a huggable host with hair like the sun”

intj-confessions:

auditorycheesecakes:

onyxjuniper:

frecklesandsky:

I just read this super sad post about this girl who’s asexual and married and everyone is basically telling her that she doesn’t deserve her husband/she’s just a prude/she should just do it anyway.
So I want to tell you all right now that if people tell you this, or if they tell you you’ll never have a relationship, it is BULLSHIT.
My husband is asexual and I’m not. He’s sex repulsed, we don’t have sex, we never have.
And it doesn’t matter to me. You know what does? He does. His mental health and wellbeing matter to me. Because he is my best friend and he’s one of the smartest, kindest, funniest people I’ve ever met. And he’s had people tel him that he’s broken and it makes me SO ANGRY because they are WRONG.
Being different doesnt mean you’re broken.
If you don’t like sex/don’t want it/etc. Do not let anyone tell you that you’re inferior because you’re not.
Do not let anyone convice you that you’ll never have a relationship because they’re wrong(if you want one).
You are not broken, and it will be okay.

This made me feel really good. Remember this, for all my ace spectrum friends out there

#it’s really reassuring to hear from the partner #the one who’s not ace #but is totally cool with having no sex #loves her husband anyway #is in a stable and happy relationship #it’s such a relief when you discover that asexuality is a thing #that you’re okay #but then you start to wonder if it means your only chance at not ending up alone is finding someone else who’s also ace #but no #turns out it’s not #that’s really good to hear #so #thanks #so ace #so space

I hope you don’t mind me reblogging your tags but these are my feelings EXACTLY

I’m always a little nervous that I’m not “good enough” for a “real relationship” because sex isn’t on the table. So yeah, these stories are reassuring

The amount of pressure from society to have sex is incredible. We’re told it’s linked to relationship health and if you’re not willing to do every damn thing you’re labeled a prude. It’s incredibly disheartening, especially considering how one’s libido can change over the years even if you’re not ace. Nice to see a supportive piece from a partner.

just-shower-thoughts:

Orchestras are just sophisticated cover bands.

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

truantdisposition:

tanoraqui:

spiders georg: I live in cave and eat over 10,000 spiders each day

everyone else: you fucked up a perfect good factoid is what you did. look at it. it’s got statistical error.

I’m so upset I can’t even believe,… 2 of the purest memes tumblr has ever soiled,, merged together into one horrible reminder of our greed and our lack of self control. I want to scream. I don’t even know if this is satire or not. Delete this site.

fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak memes stronger

You can only clone so many spiders in the cave before it crashes because it only has so many slots. About 240.