the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

Why would your teacher make you turn in an essay at 3 in the morning?

laurendestefano:

100-200 years ago, people ate organic unprocessed food and didn’t have vaccines and lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth

captain-fucking-levi:

averypottermormon:

captain-fucking-levi:

ya-boy-levi:

captain-fucking-levi:

why am i not the protagonist of an amazing story

you are though—its called your life

shut the fuck up i wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day

but those are your demons

i am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch ass comment you just made

What if you are the antagonist of another persons story?

wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

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betty-tea-dead:

teenagevictorysong:

markdoesstuff:

chocolateinthelibrary:

brotoad:

can we rename the anti vaccination crowd to “the measles fandom”

This isn’t even that much of a joke  

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This is a real children’s book by the anti-vaxxers

OH MY GOD

burn everything to the ground oh my god

Okay WHAT

snow-anne:

It’s interesting how trans women get accused of “hogging the conversation”, taking up too much space(insert socialisation bullshit-argument).
Meanwhile in reality land many a trans woman doesn’t dare say a word in public spaces for fear of the sound of her own voice.

endgaem:

shinichi-san:

deermonarch:

joyeuse-noelle:

officialrule34:

blueblurdash639:

officialrule34:

blueblurdash639:

IT’S AT THE TOP OF THE TOWER OF SKULLS YOU BLIND FUCKS

i fucking hate this site

iburnmace:
“ just-a-penis-with-a-dream:
“ persephoneholly:
“ ten-and-donna:
“ kissnecks:
“ THIS OKAY
”
You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.
”
Did you know LGBT couples are...

iburnmace:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

persephoneholly:

ten-and-donna:

kissnecks:

THIS OKAY

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)

This is so important because I remember being in the system and being so scared that I would never be adopted or loved or whatever and seriously just fucking let them, take the fear out of finding a family

Exactly. I reblog this every time I see it. EVERY time.

graveflower:

Don’t fucking ever call a trans woman “sir” or “man” like “What’s up man?”

I don’t fucking care if it’s gender neutral to you.

There is baggage we have that other people don’t, it’s just as bad as misgendering.

mikosuave:
“ deadlyliv:
“ afternoonsnoozebutton:
“ maxfuckingbemis:
“ she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
”
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
”
omg before i read the caption i thought this was...

mikosuave:

deadlyliv:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

omg before i read the caption i thought this was just a horribly written fanfic

oh wait

I thought this was a college student getting really excited about sleep