Silver Tongue

agendergalaxy:

honestly what makes the mario 64 .5 a presses meme so funny to me isn’t just the fact that it’s possible that you’d spend 12 hours hugging a wall just to beat one mission, but it’s the fact that a person online took the time out of their life not only to do research into this and experiment with something as precise as this (presumably with a fuck ton of trial and error), but it’s the fact that they explain it so calmly like they’re delighted to talk about crossing into a parallel dimension by gaining infinite speed in a 3d platforming game made in 1996. this person sounds like they know exactly what they’re talking about and they’re right somehow. all of this bullshit logic about parallel dimensions did in fact get them the star at the end of the day. nowhere did the commentator go “hey wait is any of what i’m saying making any sense” no they just continued to go on and on about quantium fucking physics in mario at length and it actually payed out

problemsleuth:
“ tag urself im smench
”

problemsleuth:

tag urself im smench

arosu-sama:

On the side note - I sooo gotta take a picture when I turn into a hampster xD

again?

sexuallyconfusedlyra-mod:
“ morseapple:
“ elgatoiberico:
“ gosh darn it
”
@azuretalks
”
ITS SO TRUE
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hydensee25:

Why did I do this. 

gayestluke:

mark hamill defending a snake that bit him gives me all the strength i need tbh

lotusflowersfromconcrete:

I hate that mental disorders have turned into a competition. you cant discuss eating habits without someone saying how they survived off green tea for 3 weeks and weighed 4 stone. you can’t discuss your depression because another person has already tried to commit suicide 8 times and theyre only 12. you cant discuss self harm because you punch your leg till it turns purple whilst they slice their arm to the bone. you cant talk about addiction because someone else will talk about facing their crack addiction for 18 years. every god damn time you even come close to wanting to reach out you know theres no point because in other people’s eyes you’re never sick enough. there’s always someone worse off. that’s the problem with attitudes to mental health. this ‘oh suck it up you’re not as bad as me/them’ HAS to stop. you have no idea how much a problem affects a person because, okay it might seem like nothing to you but to them their entire world is breaking down and they just have to wait till they either figure it out on their own, or become so sick that people can’t deny it any more. and by then its usually too late.

a6:

a6:

your current interests and personality depends singlehandedly on whether u were a neopets kid or a club penguin kid

the alignments:

lawful good: club penguin
neutral good: fantage
chaotic good: poptropica

lawful neutral: toontown
true neutral: marapets
chaotic neutral: wizard 101

lawful evil: webkinz
neutral evil: gaia online
chaotic evil: neopets

I started off chaotic good but then became neutral evil when I was 13

jwblogofrandomness:

Why is it that there are so many Marvel movies yet Black Widow still doesn’t have her own film yet?

Same reason she doesn’t have toys. Same reason there’s no rey toy. The marketing team thinks she’s not marketable enough due to stupid gender roles. Luckily, with the backlash that the reyless toys brought, that might change. Enough people have complained about the lack of female representation in film that they might start putting effort in them.