What feminism does for men:
-Helps fight to end discrimination over men wearing “feminine” clothes such as skirts and dresses
-Helps abuse victims who are male
-Helps to end the view that males who show sad emotions are ‘wimps’ or ‘girls’What meninism does for men:
-Nothing
-nothing at all
Not true, meninism points out which men have serious self esteem issues who take it out on others.
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wowI don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.
Shakespere was full of dick jokes, puns, yo mama jokes and criticism on the rash actions of youth.
Korrasami Crack 5: Ft. Thomas Sander’s vines
(this was actually the 2nd one I made, but just didn’t upload it yet. Also I have a need for Thomas Sanders to do something with Korrasami now.)
I LOVE THIS!!!
At my school we have to do something called an ALICE drill. Basically the idea is that if an intruder comes in with a gun it is better to try and escape or barricade your classroom door than just sit and wait for a the guy to come in and kill you. So this is the practice barricade we build in my class to fall on the intruder if he opened the door.
okay, seriously. What person is going to fall for a ton of kids hiding in the corner of the room when all their shit is on their desks, the comptuers are on. It’s in the middle of school hours. What. Fucking. Person. Would. Fall. For. That. This is an amazing idea and should be done in all school instead of having us hide in the fucking corner in a dark room.
They just implemented this into my school, and they said that if the barricades don’t work we get to throw stuff at them or go out the window onto the next buildings roof
Man, i’ve been saying stuff like this would be a good idea for years! I want this at my school!
THAT’D HELP TOO.
Not really. Because the people who would abuse guns like that would still manage to get their hands on one even if it was illegal. What would be a better idea would be to have all the teachers take gun safety courses and have one in the classroom where only the teacher could get to it. Like a safe in the floor that requires multiple keys.
jack-frost-the-incredibly-cold:
I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful
please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read
i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4
Someone framed this as “LOL look at these dumb high-school students trying to write” when in reality these analogies are brilliant and hilarious and way over the compiler’s head.
I can see professional writers like douglas adams use stuff like these
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DO NOT EVEN GO TO SEE THIS MOVIE AS A JOKE.
DO NOT GIVE THIS MOVIE ANY OF YOUR MONEY.
As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission was for a greater good. Instead, I watched as the purpose of the mission slowly unraveled.The non-propaganda version of what it’s like to be an American sniper.
Excerpt; During my combat tour I never saw the Iraqis as “savages.” They were a friendly culture who believed in hospitality, and were sometimes positive to a fault. The people are proud of their history, education system and national identity. I have listened to children share old-soul wisdom, and I have watched adults laugh and play with the naiveté of schoolboys. I met some incredible Iraqis during and after my deployment, and it is shameful to know that the movie has furthered ignorance that might put them in danger.
…As a sniper I was not usually the victim of a traumatic event, but the perpetrator of violence and death. My actions in combat would have been more acceptable to me if I could cloak myself in the belief that the whole mission was for a greater good. Instead, I watched as the purpose of the mission slowly unraveled.
I served in Iraq from 2004 to 2005. During that time, we started to realize there were no weapons of mass destruction, the 9/11 commission report determined that Iraq was not involved in the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, false sovereignty was given to Iraq by Paul Bremer, the atrocities at Abu Ghraib were exposed, and the Battle of Fallujah was waged.
The destruction I took part in suddenly intersected with news that our reasons for waging war were untrue. The despicable conduct of those at Abu Ghraib was made more unforgivable by the honorable interactions I had with Iraqi civilians, and, together, it fueled the post-traumatic stress I struggle with today.
soldiers speaking out like this is pretty rare. dont ignore this post.
