Silver Tongue

e-sigh:

thimblequeen:

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

#that is the face of somebody who is very fed up#with being treated as a sex object  (via lokidokeyartichoki

She is so done with this bullshit. 

that is the face of someone who is mentally stabbing you in the face with a rusty dagger.

And she has every right to look that way.

her eyes in the first gif when she fake smiles tho.

jughelljones:
“ woke-up-on-derse:
“ high-metafive:
“ tag yourselves im grandparent elementals
”
Where is this from? Also I’m bird lotion salesman
”
Lesbian Uncle.
”
Jpeg Fetishist

jughelljones:

woke-up-on-derse:

high-metafive:

tag yourselves im grandparent elementals

Where is this from? Also I’m bird lotion salesman

Lesbian Uncle.

Jpeg Fetishist

gluttonace:
“ sord:
“ tag yourself im bake sale
”
I’m literally Chicken Alfredo help me
”
I’m snowball with hints of chicken alfredo

gluttonace:

sord:

tag yourself im bake sale

I’m literally Chicken Alfredo help me

I’m snowball with hints of chicken alfredo

soloontherocks:
“ iwannaforgettheworld:
“ senpaiexpress:
“ the-darkmortaldevices:
“ gallifrey-feels:
“ mellieforyellie:
“ scarvenrot:
“ mooneymannyinthesky:
“ yukitalia:
“ 8oo:
“ youregoingtolovemynuts:
“ dysphorism:
“ I am still thinking about...

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

@scraps-is-busy

professor-pigeon:
“ This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever
”
@scraps-is-busy

professor-pigeon:

This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever

@scraps-is-busy

paper-mario-wiki:
“ i just spent a few hours coding this, but there are so many bugged lines that I think the whole thing might just be a Loss.
”
Okay, fuck you

paper-mario-wiki:

i just spent a few hours coding this, but there are so many bugged lines that I think the whole thing might just be a Loss.

Okay, fuck you

suturmon:

Like stand by me but gayer

is there a dead body in the woods?

babylonian:
“
”