How to be evil:
- Call everyone a fool.
Then we know who the greatest villain of all is…

No because apparently if you want or get a gift you’re terrible.
Wanting things is is a sin. You people are too concerned with materialistic values such as wanting things. Why can’t you just enjoy the sticks and rocks that God gave you?
There is a youtuber that’s dedicated to finding exploits and glitches in games and his primary focus seems to be on Super Mario 64. Essentially, he explains in a 30 minute video of an over-complicated method of completing a single course in just half of a button press while explaining sub-methods with corny names like Hyper Speed Walking. Just for one star. Again, it’s very complicated, but it works somehow. Watch the video yourself and you’ll understand why this is ridiculous.
Hedgehogs aren’t blue. Eggman’s don’t have robots. Foxes don’t have two tails. Echidna’s don’t look red and have the Nike symbol on their chest. Boobs don’t have bats.
You point?
Boobs don’t have bats?
Boobs don’t have bats. How is that so hard to understand?

Well now it’s a Purple Panda. Even better.
Nobody tell him that red pandas are actually orange