azuila:

vcrizzle:

azuila:

slytherin: *collectively works really hard all year*

slytherin: *earns the highest number of house points*

slytherin: *literally wins house cup*

dumbledore:

dumbledore: *clears throat* nuh uh honey

but gryffindor are the good guys ok

Slytherine only really had three assholes in the first year. Well, one asshole and two people who just follow along. Hell, in the second year, hermione only hated one slytherine girl we never see because the slytherine girl was ugly… Then Hermione became a cat. Karmas a bitch, hermione, but so are you.

Hell, we see more ravenclaws and gryffindors being assholes than slytherines.

I’m really proud with you coming out as trans! ^w^ I wish you luck on your transition, and I’m sure you’re going to be absolutely adorable!! I understand how you feel, being trans myself. And BTW I noticed that your description states that you’re an atheistic satanist. I know a little bit about that religion and I think it’s perfectly lovely. I’m an agnostic theist who’s interested in religions so I thought I could get your input about the ideology and your story behind joining it. I’m sure I could do lots of research about it, but having a discussion with someone about something has it’s own rewards that research doesn’t have to offer. 

Thank you. I’ve already had some obstacles such as the fact that Doctors are so expensive and I don’t want to have this show up on my medical insurance because then my father will find out and I know I will have to tell him some day but I want it to already be too late for him to find do anything about it.

Also, about my religion, LaVeyan Satanism is where god and satan are more symbols than actual beings. The gist of what it’s about is that I am my own goddess. I worship myself and I am in charge of my own destiny. I choose my own fate and I’m responsible for my actions. It’s about glorifying oneself while at the same time understanding that nobody else is responsible for the actions of someone.

Thank you for the support.

elfgrove:

athenaltena:

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

Alan Burnett and Bruce Timm on Joker’s signature grin

I heard them say once that if they had to change anything for the censors they would follow the instructions to the letter while making it substantially more horrific.

When you put death off the table entirely as a narrative device for writers, I feel like you’re almost asking to get a lesson in “what is a fate worse than death?” It’s one thing to say hey limit the use of this theme because children’s show, or keep the actual depiction occurring off-screen (implied), but to flatly ban it means they have to get more creative to make that emotional gut-punch, and the result tends to be worse for the creative not-death.

ask-the-dark-dash:

ultrafacts:

vancity604778kid:

sunraels-manifesto:

ultrafacts:

Source

For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

I read this and all I can think about is Hetalia

Also, you can pay to become a lord, lady, baron or baroness of Sealand  [x]

NO!

Holy shit, I can become a knight of sealand for only £100!

bearhatalice:

necturusmaculosus:

busket:

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

so she’s marrying a shark in disguise right

when will my reflection show

who i am

inside

Nobody suspects a thing

True loved kiss can break the curse

haushinkaisarealgirl:

thetinkertoyboy:

rudimentree:

ramblingferret:

sizvideos:

Penn and Teller on Vaccinations - Video

And even if that Autism thing was true (WHich it fucking isn’t) your kid is still safe from these diseases.

What’s fucking worse? You saying you’d rather have dead kid then and Autistic one? Seriously Anti-vaxxers need to banished to the moon something.

preach it

This is also why shit like Autism Speaks is fucking terrible.

People are so terrified of autism due to their campaigning that they’re willing to put LIVES at risk to avoid a child who has it.

Without that fear, the anti-vaccination campaign would have never taken off.

Not to mention how fucking offensive it is to autistic people to treat autism like it’s worse than a literal plague

magoberry:

me: [character] is aromantic

person: no that character was in a relationship with [other character]

me:

middlemarching:

guywholooksliketaylorswiftfan:

THE HORSE FUCKING SAVED THE DOG WITH A SLOW HEARTFELT COVER OF 500 MILES BY THE PROCLAIMERS PLAYING
THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART 
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

I just cried over a budweiser commercial

The commercial we never knew we needed

davidsexchuleta:

drtanner:

queenoftheimpala:

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

lilacdaisy:

patrick-hump:

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

• Racists are a problem
• White people are not
• Homophobes are a problem
• Straight people are not
• Transphobes are a problem
• Cis people are not
• Sexists are a problem
• Men are not

And most importantly,

• Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

THANKYOU

TRUTH