Silver Tongue

cyborglovesong:

How to be evil:

  1. Call everyone a fool.

Then we know who the greatest villain of all is…

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Originally posted by thirdstrike

People clearly can't enjoy the concept of getting gifts.

rosexknight:

No because apparently if you want or get a gift you’re terrible.

Wanting things is is a sin. You people are too concerned with materialistic values such as wanting things. Why can’t you just enjoy the sticks and rocks that God gave you?

wokebae:

docmario:

wait whats going on with super mario 64

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what is all of this super mario 64 stuff about
Anonymous

demengineerz:

There is a youtuber that’s dedicated to finding exploits and glitches in games and his primary focus seems to be on Super Mario 64. Essentially, he explains in a 30 minute video of an over-complicated method of completing a single course in just half of a button press while explaining sub-methods with corny names like Hyper Speed Walking. Just for one star. Again, it’s very complicated, but it works somehow. Watch the video yourself and you’ll understand why this is ridiculous.

don't red pandas have to be, you know, red?

scraps-is-busy:

order-sols:

scraps-is-busy:

Hedgehogs aren’t blue. Eggman’s don’t have robots. Foxes don’t have two tails. Echidna’s don’t look red and have the Nike symbol on their chest. Boobs don’t have bats. 

You point?

Boobs don’t have bats?

Boobs don’t have bats. How is that so hard to understand? 

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Originally posted by semequemoelparlante

I think their point was that "red panda" literally has red in its name

scraps-is-busy:

Well now it’s a Purple Panda. Even better.

Nobody tell him that red pandas are actually orange

galacticturnip:
“ We have found pink diamond.
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galacticturnip:

We have found pink diamond.

morelia-viridis:

Cheshire’s color change, 2008 through 2011. She’s still changing a little, but this covers the most dramatic part of the color change. Dates in photo captions.