Penny is eating two frozen yogurts waiting at the laundromat while singing about being unsure whether or not she actually loves hammer
And when people enter the laundromat
She looks at them like she’s expecting someone who won’t show.
look how much hes grown!!!! my son
It’s like one of those pills you put in water and it turns into a sponge dinosaur
You’ve had enough. Your brains are probably slipping out.
Everyone knows that the only people who can be hypnotized by scraps and live are kai (though kai wouldn’t need to be) Draci, rose and myself.
[Rick Sanchez voice] Oh shit M-Morty, h-h-here here come the *uuurp* h-heterosexuals
rick knows that he, morty, summer, etc. are all heterosexual, right?
MORTY W-WE’RE TOO LATE, TH-THE HETEROS ARE HERE.
as you can see by this graph, rick sanchez is not straight. morty however
this just in: mortys not straight anymore
The creators have openly spoken about Rick being pansexual…
He did have sex with an entire planet being controlled by a hive mind regardless of the individual genders after all
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
AMERICANS: name every canadian province
Hockey
Quebec
Totoro
Alaska
Syrup
Maple leaf
A Moose
Sorry
a-kon
New France
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Brendan Fraser
