Imagine coming home to find a delicious dinner waiting for you, courtesy of your favorite character. You enthusiastically dig in -then slow down, wondering if they’ll think you’re a complete pig.
“Isn’t the food to your liking?” they ask.
“It’s great,” you respond. “But is it all right for me to eat so much?”
“Of course. Eat all you like…” They smirk. “You’re going to need your strength.”
Oh fuck
wait, are we going on an adventure with said character or fighting them?
The Random Darknet Shopper, an automated online shopping bot with a budget of $100 a week in Bitcoin, is programmed to do a very specific task: go to one particular marketplace on the Deep Web and make one random purchase a week with the provided allowance. The purchases have all been compiled for an art show in Zurich, Switzerland titled The Darknet: From Memes to Onionland, which runs through January 11.
The concept would be all gravy if not for one thing: the programmers came home one day to find a shipment of 10 ecstasy pills, followed by an apparently very legit falsified Hungarian passport– developments which have left some observers of the bot’s blog a little uneasy.
If this bot was shipping to the U.S., asks Forbes contributor and University of Washington law professor contributor Ryan Calo, who would be legally responsible for purchasing the goodies? The coders? Or the bot itself?
obviously no one would eat a hamburger patty by itself; how disgusting
like vegetables? yeah right. how about you just pull a potato right out of the ground and eat it raw without seasoning or cooking it? DO IT, EAT THE RAW POTATO COVERED IN DIRT AND TELL ME YOU LIKE VEGETABLES.
^this
I eat raw bacon, its good.
Want raw meat? Beef jerky kinda counts.
want some pepsi/coke?? you’re disgusting you’re suppose to eat sugar on its own in handfuls damn you for being human
wtf yo drink coffee disgusting you’re supposed to chew up and swallow the beans right from the fucking ground man you uncultured disgusting swine
Seemly someone’s never heard of sushi.
WTF are you doing eating chocolate? Aren’t you aware that you’re only supposed to eat the very bitter cocoa bean?
You know, this isn’t exactly something to be proud of, right? You can’t just pass off your own ineptitude as “this year’s wackiest meme,” you look like this:
I thought this was someone pretending to be staff….this is. Actually from staff. Holy shit um
Staff, stop. You cant make things better by lampshading the situation. Just change things back to the way they were
I realise this is shittiest thing to post on your Independence Day but now you can see why I would fail in an American school
This has seven hundred notes and it’s basically out of my control now but omg this is the Canadian grading scale
THIS is the American grading scale. As you can see, it is completely and utterly designed to make students feel like they are failures. If you think you’d do terribly in Canada, just try and deal with the grades in America. Personally, I’d be thrilled with the Canadian grading system.
A 70 IS A B IN CANADA
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I CRIED OVER 70s
GOT MY ASS HANDED TO ME OVER 70s
HAD MY FATHER’S HATE AND ANGER UNLEASHED UPON ME OVER 70s
*waves arms* in new york, a sixty five or lower means you fail the class
and in most places an A+ is not an existing grade, most high schools and pretty much all universities only go up to A and its usually reserved for 94-100% range. the fact canada has an A++ dumbfounds me
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
