My fetishes gradually got stranger and stranger until I consider horses turning into statues and people being shoved into a jennys vagina and giving the jackass having sex with it a blojob from inside the vag normal.
How did this happen?
Does anyone else just lay in bed for an hour or so before they fall asleep and generate their own fanfictions? And they are super elaborate and you just sit and go through it and wasting precious sleeping time.
Reblog if u do.
Jared Leto: You see this? You know what it is? This is the tag on the bottom of the mattress.
Director: *sweating profusely, shaking in his boots* Jared... Jared, no, please...
Jared Leto: *tears the tag off the mattress*
Director: *crying* My God... we've pushed him too far now... he's REALLY become The Joker...
how [I presume] the marketers of suicide squad thought tumblr would react to the trailer: omg this movie is going to be amazing!!!! the trailer looks awesome I love how bad and CRAZY the characters are!!!!!! !
how tumblr actually reacted: look at what you've done now. you're bringing scene culture back. shame on you. also jared leto's not fooling anyone what are you guys 12
