Silver Tongue

steampunkandroid:
“I like this one better.
”

I like this one better.

cerastes:
staff: “Let’s release this update!”
Website:

staff: This is good. Everything is fine.
every time you reblog this post the 6th post on your dash multiples 99 times

clientsfromhell:

I’m a freelance artist and sometimes do commissions. One day this girl comes up to me and asks if I can draw her OCs.
Client: So I want highest resolution retina canvas with clean line art, realistic, full colour and shading, a detailed background, and ten characters.
Me: (adding up the numbers) Well, I guess I can do that if you give me a couple months. That’ll be somewhere around $80.
Client: Oh, but I’m not going to pay you! But you’ll get a lot of publicity.
Me: Wait, what?
Client: It’s all going to be under my name, of course. But I’ll pay you, don’t worry.
Me: Wait, where do you think you’re going with my work?
Client: I’m just going to post it on my DeviantArt!
I never talked to her again.

lizzymodblog:

BURGLAR DON’T WALK OVER MY FUCKING ART TABLET I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL KILL YOU

The life of an artist with a cat

me: republicans and democrats are both useless
dad: yeah, right on
me: both parties are ineffective, minor factional splits within the same general ideology, and their representatives are completely out of touch with the average person's reality
dad: yeah, I guess
me: the only thing that can save us now is absolute revolution
dad: wait what
me: we start by dismantling white supremacy and patriarchal hierarchies, adopting the practice of decolonization, while simultaneously retiring capitalism and private property, and redistributing all wealth and resources
dad: no stop-
me: ☭

pro-gay:

this scene is too good for a gifset, you need the full experience

gottaloadedgodcomplex:

It’s times like this that everyone should be reminded that:
the XKit Guy is in college
he’s only in his early 20s
he makes no money from XKit
he’s the best thing to ever happen to any of us
So. All in all, if you’ve got extra money, you should donate to this man for saving our asses when Tumblr does something stupid.

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

skypillar:

chicken-buddha:
nentindo:
why does every single fucking person in the orginization xii have an x in their name
Because Xemnas is a dA user who thinks recoloring people who existed before, and putting “x” in the name, is cool.