Dear Tumblr

azula-griffon:

ask-ash-in-equestria:

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The fuck is this?

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The fuck is that?!

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The FUCK IS THIS?!?

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FUCK YOU!

pfff the first one though

nickiminajinstagram:
“ by nickiminaj
Nicki Minaj’s Sexy New Photoshoot
Nicki Minaj’s Sexy New Photoshoot
Pills N Potions [Explicit]
”
Dear Tumblr

sugarapplesweet:

crhodey:

I’m guessing you don’t realize that blind people like using your site, do you?

Because this update, while it may look clean and simple to people with vision, probably makes it pretty fucking difficult to do anything with a text reader.

I’m usually not a hater about these updates, but you need (a new?) UI person.  This is a terrible user experience.

This new update is terrible for blind people who don’t use a reader too.

Me and another legally blind person were freaking the fuck out at what a terrible idea this was.  Seriously.  Tumblr can bite me.

thatladysif:

angelbaby37:

whatever you do: don’t tell your baby girls that when a boy is mean to them, it’s because he has a crush on her. don’t teach your little girl that abuse is a sign of affection.

don’t

do

it

ON THE FLIP SIDE,

Don’t ever ever tell boys its okay to show affection in that way.

nothingbutgames:
“ Hyrule and Lorule in The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds.
”
Link between worlds is a severely underrated game. Honestly, it’s just as good as wind waker and majoras mask.

nothingbutgames:

Hyrule and Lorule in The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds.

Link between worlds is a severely underrated game. Honestly, it’s just as good as wind waker and majoras mask.

fuckyeahnicci:

talldarknbeautimus:

mrpipenpadalocksarcopolis:

rahmagical:

cultono:

likeadisneyprincess:

dallyxxwasxxgallant:

believe-in-laughter:

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

What in the actual fuck?

*slow clap*

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

serious mind fuck

Fuuuuqqqq

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.

sucysucyfivedolla:

like it’s not “whoops I’m PREGNANT AGAIN tee hee time for an abortion!!” 

nobody fuckin does that. nobody

it’s more along the lines of

do you want an abortion or do you want to die

do you want an abortion or do you want to watch your baby die after a week

do you want an abortion or do you want your life to fall apart around you because of a child you are either unable or unfit to support

do you want to give up a fetus or a living, breathing baby

saccharinecyanide:

This is the moment I’ve decided
I’m going to care about how I look
I care about me, and I want people to know that

Good. More people need to glorify themselves. Everyone is their own god/goddess. Don’t let someone tell you that you need to do something different because all that matters is that you are in charge of yourself.

garfunkel-the-slig:

omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

I LOVE THIS SONG WHAT iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

seafoam-and-stardust:
“ stayawayfromcanniballecter:
“ But what about:
• Fairies with the wings of an eagle instead of a butterfly
• Or the wings of an albatross, because these water fairies spend their lives at sea and need powerful wings to travel...

seafoam-and-stardust:

stayawayfromcanniballecter:

But what about:

  • Fairies with the wings of an eagle instead of a butterfly
  • Or the wings of an albatross, because these water fairies spend their lives at sea and need powerful wings to travel across oceans
  • Cave fairies with black skin smooth as soft leather and the wings of bats, seeing with sound
  • Fairies who live deed in untouched jungle whose wings look like leaves and skin streaked with green so they can remain hidden in the trees
  • Albino fairies that live deep in the antarctic where no human can survive, the size of small planes, flying around in dazzling areal displays then dropping to the ground, snow white skin and hair serving as camouflage when actual planes fly over head
  • Fairies that live amongst humans that are so tiny we mistake them for insects or don’t even notice them at all
  • Fairies 

That is all

Fairys are fucking evil and will kidnap your children and kill you.