tambourineeee:

true duality of animal is the fact that there are pictures of possums where they look like this: 

and then there are pictures of them like this: 

and i think that that is really wonderful

get yourself a girl who can do both

demilypyro:

I got a weird comment about how transphobic I am (i am trans tho?) so out of curiosity I took a quick scroll through the person’s blog and there was a post about how every funny internet man is definitely a trans woman in denial and they’re not allowed to be funny if they’re not gonna transition. which is. definitely one of the takes of all time.

cheeseanonioncrisps:

darlingicarus:

TOP TIER CONTENT

‘Brooding person who only feels safe enough to let the mask slip around Sunshine person’ is alright, but we really do not see enough ‘Sunshine person who only feels safe enough to let the mask slip around Brooding person’.

wander and sylvia

silver-tongues-blog:

1eos:

nothing out of marvel could ever come close to the cinnamontography of fiona slapping a man with her ponytail then as she’s jumping into the air to split kick two dudes at once the camera does a matrix 360 spin as the action slows down nd she fixes her bangs before completing the stunt. shrek (2001) has what endgame (bad) wishes it had

nothing out of marvel could ever come close to the cinnamontography of shrek storming the castle as the fairy godmother sings i need a hero. Mungo sacrificing himself to keep the gates open, charming getting closer and closer to kissing fiona and locking in the love potion. shrek gradually losing each and every ally as he makes his way into the ballroom until its just him and donkey left. Shrek 2 (2004) has what avengers engdame (bad) wishes it had

marvels loki show has been using i need a hero for some fight scenes. its a step in the right direction but they have a long way to go before even being close to shrek 2

tsunflowers:

the funniest gag you can do as a fansubber is change the subtitle color to yellow during a scene that takes place in a campy retro setting

linguisticparadox:

lair-master:

chocolateteapot1988:

st-just:

The Bard and the Beholder by Zuzanna Wuzyk

Me showing up to the party with a far more attractive friend.

c’mon the bard’s not THAT ugly

It’s all a matter of perspective. You could say beauty is in the eye…of the beholder.

evilscientist3:

anarch0possum:

brittlebonedmethhead:

it literally sucks to be an animal ruled by hormones. im not talking about being horny im talking about everything. like all we do is respond to stimuli and im sick of it

all you do is respond to stimuli. im better than that

oh yeah? [rings the little bell i ring every day before giving you dinner]

coolfrogdad:

casual-space-plant:

technicangels:

I made a clean template of this meme if anyone is interested

I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme