picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

sumoswine:

In some countries, they call him “Wally”, but in others, they have a different name…

sketch_dailies #31 - CARMEN SANDIEGO

revolverxocelot:

iguanamouth:

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

One.

Wasn’t this in an episode of jimmy neutron?

suturmon:

If you have a problem with my boyfriend @deyogee literally leave because surprise I’m the biggest shitlord of them ALL

Deyo is just my friend but I still share the same sentiment. If you have a problem with him, leave.

@craftykraken

volatilebeegod:

for 8000 denier i will stop

I’ve spent about $100 today