so are we all accepting the kylo ren undercover boss skit as canon or what
Until the next movie, yeah. I mean, people still consider the star wars christmas special canon.
im so tired of “kids these days” discourse like if ur generation had iphones u would have fuckin loved it too, don’t pretend. i see thru ur bullshit martha
after loss tim bucley thought hed showcase the true feelings of ethan by giving us insight into how he handled the miscarriage. he thought to himself, “how can i reveal that ethan really wanted this kid and was prepared to make him A Gamer ™ just like his dad?” and clearly the best move was a miniature size xbox controller designed for a fucking infant
i hate that every single page in his comic is in that four-panel loss-shape.
for sale:
baby xbox controller
never played
What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”
Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.
Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.
“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”
“I used a fucking net.”
“How did you get past the dragon?”
Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”
“How did you get through the hedge maze?”
“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”
“How did you kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?”
“Shotgun.”
“Harry, how did you find serius black!?”
“facebook”
