Silver Tongue

Italian Mobster voice: Ya know, like "nyah", see?

shavingryansprivates:
i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

aska49:

wow i can’t believe he’s fucking dead

OUaT AU where Rumplestiltskin actually sells things in his shop

rosexknight:

thelast-thingido:
I will never not laugh at this.

durbikins:

durbikins:
durbikins:
durbikins:
10. Send the fucker to school starving.
12. Send the fucker to school with no socks.
32. Send the fucker to school smelling like shit.
41. Kill them.

airzonk:

xefyre:
*wears this*
*gets sent home from school because of the constant accordion noises wherever i go*

sesquii:

I really like horns, so here, have a set horns, antlers and feelers! Feel free to use as a reference or inspiration, no need to credit. :)

phasmascaptain:

just-shower-thoughts:
Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

If you have a room of potatoes and various items and have a robot put a random thing in a box, what’s in the box will exist in a superstate of being both a potato and not a potato until you open the box and observe what’s inside.

sick-deity:

I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person